That's a lovely dress you have on, it'd look better in a crumpled heap in the corner of my bedroom.
You mean that one won’t workI'm hard right now, shame for it to go to waste
Like ??It's not a bad one, heard worse I guess
OmgHow do you like your eggs in the morning, Fried or fertilised?
B x
Can i ask what would you prefer. Blasted into eternity with a guided missile or blasted into maternity with a guided muscle.
I'll have to search engine, hallion later.Worst I ever had was years ago in Dublin when some hallion said to me, "C'mere til I have a wee word in your mouth"
Did you try that one on meIf I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds
No... but I do believe it was a bit more... suave, sophisticated.. such as "get yourself over that freezer now".Did you try that one on mexx
Oh yea, I remember.... Then you chickened outNo... but I do believe it was a bit more... suave, sophisticated.. such as "get yourself over that freezer now".xx
Are you trying to tell us something"I got 8inches here of meat, do you fancy devouring it all up sweetheart" :hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm:
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