Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

[Celtic_Warrior]

Got any Welsh in you? Would you like some?

Used this one back in the day. But mostly I'd just talk say hello ask about the woman. Show her interest although you look at her attributes you look at her in her eyes and talk not look at her tits. Tits are amazing but never heard them talk.

 

[Celtic_Warrior]

The worst one I have heard is how do you like your eggs in the morning

 

[Pearls]

The worst one I have heard is how do you like your eggs in the morning

That's the worst

 

[Pearls]

That's the worst

@Admin used that on me

 

[Lips_Pearls]

The worst one I have heard is how do you like your eggs in the morning

That's the worst

That’s what I asked you!












X

 

[Deleted member 6485]

That's the worst

#agreed x

 

[Looby&Lew]

The worst one I have heard is how do you like your eggs in the morning

I like mine with a kiss. ...

 

[Celtic_Warrior]

I like mine with a kiss. ...

Best come back was unfertilized

 

[Pearls]

Best come back was unfertilized

 

[Baldrick]

@Admin used that on me

That’s what I asked you!












X

Clearly that chat up line worked then

X

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Clearly that chat up line worked then

X

It did. 20 years into it.

I could have been out by now like.

 

[Baldrick]

It did. 20 years into it.

I could have been out by now like.

She picked the fertilised option didn't she? Ermm

X

 

[Louise1970]

Will you be my bread to my jam

 

[Lips_Pearls]

She picked the fertilised option didn't she? Ermm

X

No comment. Although I am a jaffa
At least I have NO worries.

 

[Baldrick]

No comment. Although I am a jaffa
At least I have NO worries.

Me too . On the very morning I found out about the last pregnancy, I booked an appointment at the doctors

X

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Me too . On the very morning I found out about the last pregnancy, I booked an appointment at the doctors

X

LOL!
If there’s been a ‘scare’ here and there I often look at @Pearls in a chilling, glaring look as it happens....

 

[Baldrick]

LOL!
If there’s been a ‘scare’ here and there I often look at @Pearls in a chilling, glaring look as it happens....

I'll bet

X

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Will you be my bread to my jam

Oooh so can I say to you then, could you be our jam in our sandwich? x

 

[GeoffRy]

Oooh so can I say to you then, could you be our jam in our sandwich? x

I was gonna go down the spreading you route

Oooh so can I say to you then, could you be our jam in our sandwich? x

Ooh ooh can I do the spreading .

 

[Lips_Pearls]

I was gonna go down the spreading you route

Ooh ooh can I do the spreading .

Dual purpose palate knife. Spread and spank.
Like Flora - easy spread lol. #OldSkool

 

[Louise1970]

Oooh so can I say to you then, could you be our jam in our sandwich? x

Now what a privilege that would be

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Now what a privilege that would be

Why thank you naughty lady and likewise. x

 

[Louise1970]

Why thank you naughty lady and likewise. x

 

[uk2002]

Have we done the age old
'Get your coat you've pulled'

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Have we done the age old
'Get your coat you've pulled'

If we're doing classics, how about "you don't sweat much for a fat lass"