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Best And Worst Pick Up Lines
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What’s the chances of this working :hmm:
I may not go down in history...but I would go down on you ...
I may not go down in history...but I would go down on you ...
I heard it was a bout of extreme flatulence that did for your underwearI has no knickers left, you've ripped them all
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I think that would earn me a slap or two, or a drink thrown over me
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So I message a new guy this morning, he seemed to be having an issue with doing a PV 
rare for a guy to refuse may I add.
So I ask is there a problem with doing this?
Him, Would I get to see your legs if I do!
Me, no hun but a PV is required to show you are real.
Him, If I am real then I can show you how I can use my tongue up and down those legs.
me, thankyou but are you going to do a PV and add some media?
Him, No I value my privacy too much.
me, so how can you show me how you use your tongue then?
Him, I don't need this site, deactivate my account.
rare for a guy to refuse may I add.So I ask is there a problem with doing this?
Him, Would I get to see your legs if I do!
Me, no hun but a PV is required to show you are real.
Him, If I am real then I can show you how I can use my tongue up and down those legs.
me, thankyou but are you going to do a PV and add some media?
Him, No I value my privacy too much.
me, so how can you show me how you use your tongue then?
Him, I don't need this site, deactivate my account.
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He could have tried if you were an elevator which button would I have to push to get you to go down ....So I message a new guy this morning, he seemed to be having an issue with doing a PV
So I ask is there a problem with doing this?
Him, Would I get to see your legs if I do!
Me, no hun but a PV is required to show you are real.
Him, If I am real then I can show you how I can use my tongue up and down those legs.
me, thankyou but are you going to do a PV and add some media?
Him, No I value my privacy too much.
me, so how can you show me how you use your tongue then?
Him, I don't need this site, deactivate my account.
.... strange you want to join a site but don’t want to put yourself in the shop window so to speak .....
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I think it was a teenager tbh, unusual like I said for a guy to refuse to PV, I've shown him the door though and sent him else whereHe could have tried if you were an elevator which button would I have to push to get you to go down ....
strange you want to join a site but don’t want to put yourself in the shop window so to speak .....
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Gave him a clip round the ear like a naughty boyI think it was a teenager tbh, unusual like I said for a guy to refuse to PV, I've shown him the door though and sent him else where
where did you send him is it any good ...
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You wouldn't want to go there unless you want a nice present (an iffy disease when you dip your stick)Gave him a clip round the ear like a naughty boy
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Aye, if only there were a site full of fakes, bullshitters and kids that he could go to. That would be fab.