Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

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DiamondJoe

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Lovernotfighter

MOTM

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Does accidentally giving the heroine in an erotic story you wrote the same name as someone your interested in playing with count?
 
Pearls

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Remember these days.
You look lovely
Would you like a drink
Would you like a dance
Shall we get a bite to eat on our way home.

What happened with pick up lines. Do people remember what asking someone to dance is?
 
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Widel0ad1919

Pearls said:
Remember these days.
You look lovely
Would you like a drink
Would you like a dance
Shall we get a bite to eat on our way home.

What happened with pick up lines. Do people remember what asking someone to dance is?
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No they send a message on tweetybird (awesome code there) saying hey how are you? If they get a positive response they say are you on another app such as kicky (again awesome code) send a graphic picture of there genitals because we all know how much girls ache for a picture of a toadstool in bloom... then drink or smoke or sniff whatever is there poison until they have very little in the way of usual faculties and jump into bed... It's a whole new age!
 
Pearls

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Pearls

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Widel0ad1919 said:
No they send a message on tweetybird (awesome code there) saying hey how are you? If they get a positive response they say are you on another app such as kicky (again awesome code) send a graphic picture of there genitals because we all know how much girls ache for a picture of a toadstool in bloom... then drink or smoke or sniff whatever is there poison until they have very little in the way of usual faculties and jump into bed... It's a whole new age!
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You never remembered them days then. ;)
 
Scorpiosdoitbest1970

Scorpiosdoitbest1970

2 February 2018
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If I was to go out and say to someone, you look lovely, would you like a drink, would you like a dance. Shall we get a bite to eat on our way home . They would probably tell me to fuck off and they are going to call the police , shit they probably would as well I forget I'm 47 lol
 
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Widel0ad1919

Pearls said:
You never remembered them days then. ;)
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Oh i did remember those days... When i was in my early days... But you are treated like you are doing something wrong to be semi innocent in intention now... Like if you are wording things as a gentleman its because you are secretly masking a mass murderers intent! So now to avoid getting stamped as weird people have to just be full of inappropriate banter and porno moves as innocence is apparently a sign of unlawful perversion...
 
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Lips_Pearls

Lips_Pearls

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Pearls said:
Remember these days.
You look lovely
Would you like a drink
Would you like a dance
Shall we get a bite to eat on our way home.

What happened with pick up lines. Do people remember what asking someone to dance is?
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Pearls said:
That last dance of the evening. People don’t do that anymore.
Back to the 80s thread. ;)
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Don't we? Omm... Well let me tell you now Missy, some of us do...
So, allow me. Shall we dance?

But after that I want to rip your knickers off with me teeth... :sneaky: :D xx
 
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