Used this one back in the day. But mostly I'd just talk say hello ask about the woman. Show her interest although you look at her attributes you look at her in her eyes and talk not look at her tits. Tits are amazing but never heard them talk.
Got any Welsh in you? Would you like some?
That's the worstThe worst one I have heard is how do you like your eggs in the morning
The worst one I have heard is how do you like your eggs in the morning
That’s what I asked you!That's the worst
The worst one I have heard is how do you like your eggs in the morning
Best come back was unfertilizedI like mine with a kiss. ...
It did. 20 years into it.Clearly that chat up line worked then
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It did. 20 years into it.
I could have been out by now like.
No comment. Although I am a jaffaShe picked the fertilised option didn't she? Ermm
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Me tooNo comment. Although I am a jaffa
At least I have NO worries.
LOL!Me too. On the very morning I found out about the last pregnancy, I booked an appointment at the doctors
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LOL!
If there’s been a ‘scare’ here and there I often look at @Pearls in a chilling, glaring look as it happens....
Oooh so can I say to you then, could you be our jam in our sandwich?Will you be my bread to my jam
I was gonna go down the spreading you routeOooh so can I say to you then, could you be our jam in our sandwich?x
Ooh ooh can I do the spreading .Oooh so can I say to you then, could you be our jam in our sandwich?x
Dual purpose palate knife. Spread and spank.I was gonna go down the spreading you route
Ooh ooh can I do the spreading .
Now what a privilege that would beOooh so can I say to you then, could you be our jam in our sandwich?x
Why thank you naughty ladyNow what a privilege that would be
If we're doing classics, how about "you don't sweat much for a fat lass"Have we done the age old
'Get your coat you've pulled'
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