It's baaaadd! He's very drunk so I better go get him. Lol xx
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It was meant to be a compliment - honest
Don't forget the rolling pin.
He's so drunk he wouldn't feel it, he's gone to bed! not only that, it hasn't cost him a penny!
not only that, it hasn't cost him a penny!He will. I have just asked him how he feels about plucking and dressing turkeys tomorrow at half eight. He said 'not good'! Methinks this may be the under statement of the week.Sounds like an ideal night out
Hope he doesn't regret it in the morning
Sooner him than me.
Have fun guys, totally lost in this one... Makes a change 
Ciao for now as they say in Llandow...
Ciao for now as they say in Llandow...
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Oh he is xxI've never meet your other half so I'll have to go with your opinion - 'tart'
Is it too late at night for you to realise that yet again I've lapsed in to crap chat?Have fun guys, totally lost in this one... Makes a change
Ciao for now as they say in Llandow...
They will before too much longer.
Feathers everywhere then and they stick to your hands, clothes, just about anything
Have fun guys, totally lost in this one... Makes a change
Come on @Admin keep up.
Ahh I will..Feathers everywhere then and they stick to your hands, clothes, just about anything
Makes a change for me actually, shocking stuff. Just can't get the staff aye.
Ahh I will..
Aye I know, always skiving, spamming or answering back.
Out of the gutter! And if anyone is going to lower the tone it's usually me, lol.
You got that right!Out of the gutter! And if anyone is going to lower the tone it's usually me, lol.
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Not sure how to take that LewThank-you and Hello - Looby I assume, seems too sensible a reply for Lew
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Patience with a woman is my best asset, cos they all go on and on and on lol
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Dead man walking LOL, you realise whats going to happen when 2 certain ladies read that comment
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Yes, im waiting patiently lolDead man walking LOL, you realise whats going to happen when 2 certain ladies read that comment
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How long ya got?
Theres lots of beautiful ladies around here.. guys too if thats your bag
You gotta put the leg work in.. just because its a swinging site doesnt mean.. people lie down and say come on big boy jump my bones.. Infact the opposite can be said.. theres plenty of sweeties around here.. and ladies can have their pick.. you want it you have to earn it do the leg work ... Respect..
Theres lots of beautiful ladies around here.. guys too if thats your bag
You gotta put the leg work in.. just because its a swinging site doesnt mean.. people lie down and say come on big boy jump my bones.. Infact the opposite can be said.. theres plenty of sweeties around here.. and ladies can have their pick.. you want it you have to earn it do the leg work ... Respect..