Welcome to...
Social Swinging

A genuine site, by genuine swingers FOR swingers!

Register Today

Best Chat Up Line You Have Heard??

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Wheels5885, 13 March 2016.

  1. As we all know chat up lines can break the ice but what's the best you have heard given or received??
     
    • Like Like x 2
  2. Pearls

    Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

    Oi luv will you peel my spuds..... I am not kidding you @Admin :whistle::whistle:
     
    • Like Like x 5
  3. Hahahah and they say romance is dead hahaha xxxx
     
    • Like Like x 5
  4. Pearls

    Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

    Tell me about it and I married him :whistle:;)xx
     
    • Like Like x 5
  5. I had a guy in club asking me what roast I liked of he was taking me to meet his mother the next day (sunday) . I ran a bloody mile :eek: lol xxx
     
    • Like Like x 5
  6. Spit roast? :whistle::whistle::whistle:
     
    • Like Like x 4
  7. Pearls

    Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

    :eek:
     
    • Like Like x 4
  8. I bloody wish that's what he meant hahahah I might have stayed lol. But no this guy meant the roast his mum was cooking. Crazy man lol. Xxxx
     
    • Like Like x 4
  9. I never get chatted up :(
     
    • Like Like x 4
  10. Worse one I've heard..

    I'll be Burger King & you can be Macd's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be luvin it :)
     
    • Like Like x 3
  11. Admin

    Admin Administrator Admin

    This is spot on... @Pearls actually worked for me years ago and we were being very flirty and fun during work and yeah this is how it went :lol:
    Mind you, we were so randy for each other before we even started anything.. One day I was busy chopping some veg and she came up behind me and slapped my backside, I jumped and ended up with half of my finger hanging off! :eek: yes genuinely..
    Got up to hospital, Pearls kindly took me up of course.. :love: ;) and wanted to watch the whole surgery. Not nice but left a whopping scar!
    And two years later (or so) after getting things going and moving in together, we married. :)

    Wowzers.. He wasn't backwards in coming forwards then!
    Mind as mentioned, perhaps he wanted a spit roast ;) :D xx
     
    • Like Like x 1
  12. Awwww that's lovely guys. So sweet xxxx.

    And yeah....he had no chance lol. I ran very fast out of the club lol xxx
     
    • Like Like x 3
  13. How about , "get your coat , I've got a knife " !!
     
    • Like Like x 2
  14. Pearls

    Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

    :eek::eek:
     
    • Like Like x 2
  15. Worst I ever heard was "Want to go half's on a bastard".
     
    • Like Like x 2
  16. 2ofus

    2ofus PV

    The one that worked on me, was "have you finished yet?".
    Mrs 2of us and I were flat-sharing, (she HAD been going out with/living with my flatmate/landlord until he did the sorry on her and moved in with his ex ... she carried on tenting what had been "their room", and a month later (Xmas Eve 1990), I was in MY room wrapping Xmas presents for my 3 sons, when I heard "have you finished yet?" ... turned round, and I'm the doorway was this gorgeous young creature (she was 3 weeks short of 19), in nothing but a sussie-belt, stockings and heels .... I finished wrapping the , presents at about 5am, when I woke up lol!!!!! Santa didn't seem to mind the presents being late :)
     
    • Like Like x 2
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice