Best Piece Of Advice You Have Ever Been Given?

[meet_the_fockers]

What the hells a hosta when its at home

Isnt a hosta a plant..

 

[Sammy]

Isnt a hosta a plant..

You are most correct
Sx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Never look down on anyone unless, your helping them up.
Dont eat yellow snow.

 

[meet_the_fockers]

You are most correct
Sx

Flowers purple but not overly noticable.

 

[The_Bibas]

Stephens mum told him to find a girlfriend with small hands..

Lol
XxxBibaxxX

 

[meet_the_fockers]

"If you lose your temper, you'll make the BEST speech that you'll ever live to regret." - former boss, and he was right.

If you loose your temper, you usually loose the argument.

 

[The_Bibas]

If you loose your temper, you usually loose the argument.

Yep... I am testament to that..
Obviously I was on the wining side

XxxBibaxxX

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Yep... I am testament to that..
Obviously I was on the wining side

XxxBibaxxX

Xxx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Xxx

Evening sexy laydee x

 

[Ambrosial]

Never enter an arse kicking contest with a hedgehog

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Don't bite the hand that feeds you

 

[DiamondJoe]

Never enter an arse kicking contest with a hedgehog

I tell my daughter never start a fight with someone who has longer arms than you... but if you do, go for the eyes

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I tell my daughter never start a fight with someone who has longer arms than you... but if you do, go for the eyes

 

[BoltonBiFemCpl]

My dad only ever gave me 1 bit of advice and that was to get all your shagging done before your 50

 

[BoltonBiFemCpl]

My old boss gave me a great bit of wisdom. Don't ever speak for your work mates when dealing with management. Your so called mates will hang you out to dry if push comes to shove. I have seen this happen so many times over the years and have benefitted big time by asking for a pay rise and stuff just for myself.

 

[mrclouse]

Don't shit where you eat

 

[DiamondJoe]

Wear sunscreen...

 

[DiamondJoe]

"It's never wrong to lie to a policeman."

 

[Pearls]

The camera does lie...
I have seen the most amazing very cleverly done photos then met the person.. Wowzers nothing like the photos.
Utter rubbish that the camera never lies

 

[DiamondJoe]

Buy cheap, pay twice.

 

[DiamondJoe]

The camera does lie...
I have seen the most amazing very cleverly done photos then met the person.. Wowzers nothing like the photos.
Utter rubbish that the camera never lies

As a wise man once said: "Don't believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see." (Lou Reed)

 

[Pearls]

As a wise man once said: "Don't believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see." (Lou Reed)

Absolutely

 

[meet_the_fockers]

The camera does lie...
I have seen the most amazing very cleverly done photos then met the person.. Wowzers nothing like the photos.
Utter rubbish that the camera never lies

What you trying to say? OI.

 

[Pearls]

What you trying to say? OI.

Oh yours are very true to the camera, all lumps in the right places

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Oh yours are very true to the camera, all lumps in the right places

lumps lumps now your calling me lumpy!!