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Discussion in 'All About Swinging' started by forest_pete, 11 August 2015.

  1. Miss-Sexy-Legs

    Miss-Sexy-Legs Admin PV Sprtr

    Oooo can I put that theory to the test then :whistle:
     
  2. Anytime yes!!! X
     
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  3. SteLinda

    SteLinda PV Sprtr

    Sounds like we need a comparison test ;)
     
  4. I'd put mine up for judging
     
  5. Miss-Sexy-Legs

    Miss-Sexy-Legs Admin PV Sprtr

    No leave it to the imagination guys a surprize is the best part of discovery when unwrapping a sweetie :whistle:
     
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  6. That would be part of the judging process surely, each would be marked on pleasantness of surprise when taken out of wrapping
     
  7. And then I saw it, erect in all it’s glory, easily the size of large pepper grinder — you know, the ones they bring around in fancy restaurants when they ask if you want your soup seasoned. I don’t do physics, lubrication, volumes, capacities etc. but with any common sense that I had, I could tell you that was not going to be a smooth entrance no matter how this kid maneuvered my body. I thought back to Brazilian waxing, dentist and IUD inserting breathing techniques as he positioned himself for battle. I arched my back and breathed in as I felt him press inside me. I could feel my body pushing back against the massive invasion but I also of course wanted him to keep fucking me. With every thrust I could feel my legs growing weaker trying to hold me up against him and there was no way I was going to have the energy to be on top. I thought practically so I switched it up to a blowjob but soon realized that unless I was willing to do deep throat for a good long while there was no way this kid was going to cum any time soon (maybe nerve endings aren’t long enough to cover such a huge surface area). So he did his thing, flipping me around this way and that, reverse upside-down cowgirl, positions 3, 45, 75, 34, 23, 56 of the Kama Sutra with variations and what not… and I just wasn’t feeling it. Of course I was literally feeling it, like a LOT, but I found myself desperately searching for any signs of an orgasm. Noticing new things during sex like that smudge on the top left corner of my ceiling I couldn’t remember if I included in my maintenance report when I moved in. After a couple more changes of position and faked orgasms, he was finally done too and we went our separate ways
     
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  8. So the above for me... about sums it up..I'm an advocate for smaller, more operable penises that I can suck and fuck while feeling comfortable that they can adequately explore all my openings smoothly without getting jammed at the entrances.
    Incidently.. i had the fortune/missfortune.. to come across a rather large guy... impressive to look at...
    Brian was his name he was like a shire horse...a donkey.. a huge schhhlong!!
    i couldnt get out the window fast enough..
    Of course this is just my take on the never ending.. manhood size!!
     
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  9. Compact and travel size is the best way all round!!! Plus if it's to big it must be like a waving hose pipe when having a piss.
     
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  10. He went a very pale colour when aroused.. unsure how many pints where left in the rest of his body!! :D
     
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  11. Roll up roll up Mrs Focker :sneaky::whistle::D
     
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  12. No lie... I went to a club once and one ladies husband had a tape measure to 'vet' the guys who could even TALK TO his wife.
     
  13. SteLinda

    SteLinda PV Sprtr

    What! I would have told him where he could put his tape measure and gone elsewhere.
     
  14. That's more kink related, most guys who like to watch their wife with another guy usually like him to have a big one, although "can I measure your cock" is a hell of an ice breaker :rofl:
     
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  15. That would be a perfect filter for us. Not the way we play atall.
     
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  16. I sort of did, in my own cheeky way. When he came over to talk to me I asked him to get his out to see what she was comparing too..

    Needless to say I didn't get to speak to her or him again that night :)
     
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  17. Is that the new form of cock fighting?
     
  18. Yeah I get that. But I think it was more about him feeling he had control still. He wasn't even that polite about it.
     
  19. Some people are just rude unfortunately
     
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  20. :rofl: prima donnas wanna be snobs..
    Ridiculous..
     
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  21. Lol your a naughty boy... mr bump i shall see you at the VA :D x
     
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  22. :rofl:
     
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  23. Wow, I'm impressed that I had to trawl back 3 years to find a Cock Size thread!

    Genuinely we are loving the civility of this place, hats off to you (y)

    And just to lower the tone, mines the length of an iPhone 6 Plus - Sky remotes are so last century
     
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  24. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    Oh that is brilliant :D

    That’s fantastic... :)
     
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  25. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Can of Fosters seems popular :cool:
     
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