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We know there are some crackers out there but my son has just given this to me...
“Mam, I think Covid is spreading through seagulls and every time they poo on you, you get it”
Hmmm ok well at least it’s creative I guess
What’s the best or worst or maddest theory you’ve heard?
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I was thinking the sameWe're doomed here then
I’m sick and tired of listening to coronavirus conspiracy theories. Especially from friends who have too much time on their hands. #Covidiots xxWe know there are some crackers out there but my son has just given this to me...
“Mam, I think Covid is spreading through seagulls and every time they poo on you, you get it”
Hmmm ok well at least it’s creative I guess
What’s the best or worst or maddest theory you’ve heard?
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If he dies he diesHow long are you both in lockdown and it's only day 1
17 goddamn days. Balls to that. Mind you it’s hammering down so.... Rough as a badgers arse mate. ?How long are you both in lockdown and it's only day 1
Both I think. No, I know. It’s rough out there and in here.
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Was that while he was using 5g lol xxI knew you did. You told me on the phone
Nope, I’ve got one, it was Aliens, they have spread it so they can colonise our planetAnyone believe the 5g one
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Don’t tell Therapon thatNope, I’ve got one, it was Aliens, they have spread it so they can colonise our planet
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Yep. The silly sausage eh
I knew you did. You told me on the phone
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Now you mention thatI did, why do you think, Wales is in lockdown, it's all them pesky network masts and wait until 6g arrives, covid will be delivered even faster and pass straight through walls unless lined with tinfoil
they put a mast up in the street over by us
Don’t tell Therapon that
Nope, I’ve got one, it was Aliens, they have spread it so they can colonise our planet
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No you don’t. Tell us
