no but i'll lend you the coffin if you want
pmsl, actually that might work really well if I can fit it in the car, not sure someone else will appreciate though.
pmsl, actually that might work really well if I can fit it in the car, not sure someone else will appreciate though.
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pmsl, actually that might work really well if I can fit it in the car, not sure someone else will appreciate though.
Coffin!! @zebo has a coffin and he wants to lend it to you....omfg why lol xxxxxx
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yes i have a lovely red satin lined coffin . . . . . i sleep in it
Ooooh red satin....sexy. Coffin....some scary shit lol xxxx
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Red Satin...Mmmmm. How do you get the semen stains out of that?yes i have a lovely red satin lined coffin . . . . . i sleep in it
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Master Bates just kindly asks him to get out pmsl xxxx
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Hahahaha, omg I'm just trying to imagine the coffin and it's potential occupant on the roof travelling down the M6 - arrggghh I gonna be nailed to the door.
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good old captain pugwash!! 'Roger the cabin boy!'
I think that "something" set the mood perfectly!
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Setting the scene is like really important for me! Think we would all say the same, dimmed lights (always important as most of us look better and feel sexier in subtle lighting) background music (nothing too romantic) and a little wine maybe, not too much though lol....perfect! xxx Oh and Channing Tatum and Jason Statham....oh sorry think that's another thread!
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Well a good length of rope, candle wax, fire and ice, Oh and plenty of Leather. x
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