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Do you have a secret talent or party trick

Discussion in 'General Chats' started by BoltonBiFemCpl, 3 June 2018.

  1. My secret talent is i write articals for newspapers and have been published quite a few times. The last one i did was on the state of the building trade in the uk. It was published in the Sun earlier this year. ( and no you dont get paid anything)

    So folks whats your secret
     
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  2. I'm very good at penetration Now before your mind goes there... From a security point of view there hasn't been a building I haven't gotten into in the last 20 years even opening filling cabinets in offices full of staff and taking pictures of documents... Boring I know but I love it :tiphat::tiphat:
     
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  3. Meandlis

    Meandlis PV Sprtr

    Er.... shouldn't you be arrested for that? :confused:

    :p
     
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  4. I'm utterly intrigued!
     
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  5. Not really, I'm just me :)
     
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  6. When I've had a few drinks I do a Jamaican accent? :lol:
     
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  7. When I've had a few drinks I abuse senior management :D
     
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  8. Sounds a lot more interesting than mine! Sx
     
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  9. Have been know to start being Peter Kay if i dont take water with it
     
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  10. Therapon

    Therapon Admin Sprtr

    None I can think of, boring eh :palm:
     
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  11. debE

    debE PV Sprtr

    I can sing...well, i could until i got Laryngitis back in February. Sound more like a choked chicken now xx
     
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  12. Hmm I would be if I didn't have the authorisation of senior people at the business Im testing LOL
     
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  13. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport

    I knew it... Press :eek::rofl:
     
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  14. T&C

    T&C PV Sprtr

    Funny how you can only do it after a few :rofl: hilarious Cxxx
     
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  15. T&C

    T&C PV Sprtr

    On a party night I have been known quite often to dance on the kitchen table to " Billy Ocean red light spells danger" it's not a party without table dancing :lol: Cxxx
     
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  16. Antogs

    Antogs PV

    Red Light Spells Danger added to the playlist :D
    Table for dancing on...mmm...tricky...we'll have to improvise (y)

    Antogs xx
     
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  17. Hanpat

    Hanpat PV

    I got to grade 7 on the piano, grade 5 on the flute and taught myself to play guitar. Though I don’t do this much anymore!
     
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  18. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport

    I can play the triangle :D
    I'm really good at falling after two bottles of wine :cool:
    Oh and I have a talent for cooking up special chicken dishes :whistle:
     
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  19. Vanezza

    Vanezza PV Sprtr

    I can play the recorder, the tambourine and the triangle we should start a bad it could catch on :rofl::rofl:

    Vxxx
     
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  20. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport

    Thimbles too :rofl:
     
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  21. Therapon

    Therapon Admin Sprtr

    I can play with my maracas :whistle:
     
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  22. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport

    (y):rofl:
     
  23. Vanezza

    Vanezza PV Sprtr

    I can play the fool...
    Not sure thats a secret :D

    N xxx
     
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  24. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport

    I can drink a bottle of wine without spilling a drop (y);):p
     
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  25. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    You're aptly skilled at not spilling a drop darling ;) xx
     
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