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Pearls
If my dad saw a hottie he'd drive up and down the road twice or keep going around a roundabout until she went out of siteThere are lots of things to distract you while you're driving, fiddling with the in car entertainment, kids squabbling in the back, conversation/argument with your passenger. But distractions don't just stop in the car, I tend to get distracted by the female form, especially if they're skimpily dressed. Nearly came to grief one day spotted a woman with baggyish shorts on she just bent over to deal with one of the kids an I got a flash of that big white smile you ladies sometimes get when under you bum cheeks don't get tanned, it was an "Oh Hello" followed almost "Oh shit where did he come from" moment

