Eat the Poster Above!

[kopinov]

Well, we've all seen them haven't we?... this, that and everything else the poster above threads, and what a chortle they are too.. ho ho ho...
So, I thought it might be a jolly wheeze to imagine the poster above as a random foodstuff with an accompanying serving suggestion...

Naturally, this means I have to run the 'comestible gauntlet' first, but that's fine since I already have an idea that I may be some kind of half baked banana fruitcake... just as long as I don't get roasted on a bed of nails with my head up my arse.

Okay - turkey basters at the ready!...

 

[Admin]

Steak chips and for some reason, lashings of onions rings and diane sauce

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Well, we've all seen them haven't we?... this, that and everything else the poster above threads, and what a chortle they are too.. ho ho ho...
So, I thought it might be a jolly wheeze to imagine the poster above as a random foodstuff with an accompanying serving suggestion...

Naturally, this means I have to run the 'comestible gauntlet' first, but that's fine since I already have an idea that I may be some kind of half baked banana fruitcake... just as long as I don't get roasted on a bed of nails with my head up my arse.

Okay - turkey basters at the ready!...

Really? you raving looney!!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Steak chips and for some reason, lashings of onions rings and diane sauce

A spit roasted hog. With an apple in his mouth ommmm

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Well, we've all seen them haven't we?... this, that and everything else the poster above threads, and what a chortle they are too.. ho ho ho...
So, I thought it might be a jolly wheeze to imagine the poster above as a random foodstuff with an accompanying serving suggestion...

Naturally, this means I have to run the 'comestible gauntlet' first, but that's fine since I already have an idea that I may be some kind of half baked banana fruitcake... just as long as I don't get roasted on a bed of nails with my head up my arse.

Okay - turkey basters at the ready!...

Wild caught, rabbit mushrooms picked from the wilderness

 

[Admin]

Hmmm a strawberry and cherry sundae

Or just the friggin wafer biscuit!

 

[Pearls]

I dont know how to play this xx

 

[Admin]

I dont know how to play this xx

Definitely my favourite cappuccino, with chocolate sprinkles, not cocoa powder, served with a toasted tea cake and after eight mint chocolate xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I dont know how to play this xx

Marmite on crumpets. For those thinking Ewww marmite, it really is the food of the gods!

 

[Admin]

Marmite on crumpets. For those thinking Ewww marmite, it really is the food of the gods!

Nooooooo not Marmite WHY!

 

[Pearls]

Marmite on crumpets. For those thinking Ewww marmite, it really is the food of the gods!

Lovely lovely xx

 

[Therapon]

Definitely my favourite cappuccino, with chocolate sprinkles, not cocoa powder, served with a toasted tea cake and after eight mint chocolate xx

Ere that's posh init, what wrong with tea and a digestive

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Ere that's posh init, what wrong with tea and a digestive

Rubbed with paprika, slow cooked and served in a Reggae Reggae sauce with lemon rice

 

[Admin]

Ooh I like digestives! Actually Mr Therapon IIRC you still owe me a pack of choccy digestives!

Rubbed with paprika, slow cooked and served in a Reggae Reggae sauce with lemon rice

LOL! This made me think weird pervy thoughts haha

 

[kopinov]

Butternut squish mashed with a rare loin of beef and a thumb of puckered carrot topped with a twirl of something unidentifiable surrounded by a drizzled lake of sardonic raspberry jus, all juxtapositioned humorously on a precariously balanced rosewood and concrete splatter...

.. or something like that.

Steak chips and for some reason, lashings of onions rings and diane sauce

I look forward to lashing Diane's rings and sampling her sauce with great anticipation.

 

[kopinov]

Really? you raving looney!!

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Why thank you - it seems you know me so well already!

 

[Admin]

Butternut squish mashed with a rare loin of beef and a thumb of puckered carrot topped with a twirl of something unidentifiable surrounded by a drizzled lake of sardonic raspberry jus, all juxtapositioned humorously on a precariously balanced rosewood and concrete splatter...

.. or something like that.


I look forward to lashing Diane's rings and sampling her sauce with great anticipation.

Ahh excellent choice Sir, may I recommend the beef?