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Did 'Call-me-Dave' really fuck that pig?

  • Yes - the dirty bastard!

    Votes: 5 100.0%
  • No - but he's still a tosser!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Who cares?... kill them all!

    Votes: 3 60.0%

  • Total voters
    5
6 October 2015
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Well, we've all seen them haven't we?... this, that and everything else the poster above threads, and what a chortle they are too.. ho ho ho...
So, I thought it might be a jolly wheeze to imagine the poster above as a random foodstuff with an accompanying serving suggestion...

Naturally, this means I have to run the 'comestible gauntlet' first, but that's fine since I already have an idea that I may be some kind of half baked banana fruitcake... just as long as I don't get roasted on a bed of nails with my head up my arse.

Okay - turkey basters at the ready!... :D
 
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Well, we've all seen them haven't we?... this, that and everything else the poster above threads, and what a chortle they are too.. ho ho ho...
So, I thought it might be a jolly wheeze to imagine the poster above as a random foodstuff with an accompanying serving suggestion...

Naturally, this means I have to run the 'comestible gauntlet' first, but that's fine since I already have an idea that I may be some kind of half baked banana fruitcake... just as long as I don't get roasted on a bed of nails with my head up my arse.

Okay - turkey basters at the ready!... :D
Really? :rofl: you raving looney!!
 
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meet_the_fockers

Well, we've all seen them haven't we?... this, that and everything else the poster above threads, and what a chortle they are too.. ho ho ho...
So, I thought it might be a jolly wheeze to imagine the poster above as a random foodstuff with an accompanying serving suggestion...

Naturally, this means I have to run the 'comestible gauntlet' first, but that's fine since I already have an idea that I may be some kind of half baked banana fruitcake... just as long as I don't get roasted on a bed of nails with my head up my arse.

Okay - turkey basters at the ready!... :D
Wild caught, rabbit mushrooms picked from the wilderness :D
 
6 October 2015
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Butternut squish mashed with a rare loin of beef and a thumb of puckered carrot topped with a twirl of something unidentifiable surrounded by a drizzled lake of sardonic raspberry jus, all juxtapositioned humorously on a precariously balanced rosewood and concrete splatter... :confused:

.. or something like that. :p

Steak chips and for some reason, lashings of onions rings and diane sauce o_Oo_O:eek:
:D
I look forward to lashing Diane's rings and sampling her sauce with great anticipation. ;)
 
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Butternut squish mashed with a rare loin of beef and a thumb of puckered carrot topped with a twirl of something unidentifiable surrounded by a drizzled lake of sardonic raspberry jus, all juxtapositioned humorously on a precariously balanced rosewood and concrete splatter... :confused:

.. or something like that. :p


I look forward to lashing Diane's rings and sampling her sauce with great anticipation. ;)

Ahh excellent choice Sir, may I recommend the beef?

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