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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kopinov, 28 October 2015.

Did 'Call-me-Dave' really fuck that pig?

  1. Yes - the dirty bastard!

  2. No - but he's still a tosser!

  3. Who cares?... kill them all!

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  1. kopinov

    kopinov PV

    Well, we've all seen them haven't we?... this, that and everything else the poster above threads, and what a chortle they are too.. ho ho ho...
    So, I thought it might be a jolly wheeze to imagine the poster above as a random foodstuff with an accompanying serving suggestion...

    Naturally, this means I have to run the 'comestible gauntlet' first, but that's fine since I already have an idea that I may be some kind of half baked banana fruitcake... just as long as I don't get roasted on a bed of nails with my head up my arse.

    Okay - turkey basters at the ready!... :D
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  2. Admin

    Admin Admin

    Steak chips and for some reason, lashings of onions rings and diane sauce o_Oo_O:eek:
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  3. Really? :rofl: you raving looney!!
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  4. A spit roasted hog. With an apple in his mouth ommmm :D
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  5. Wild caught, rabbit mushrooms picked from the wilderness :D
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  6. Admin

    Admin Admin

    Hmmm a strawberry and cherry sundae :love: :coffee:

    Or just the friggin wafer biscuit!
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  7. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport

    I dont know how to play this :(:(xx
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  8. Admin

    Admin Admin

    Definitely my favourite cappuccino, with chocolate sprinkles, not cocoa powder, served with a toasted tea cake and after eight mint chocolate :love: :love: xx
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  9. Marmite on crumpets. For those thinking Ewww marmite, it really is the food of the gods! :)
  10. Admin

    Admin Admin

    Nooooooo not Marmite :sick::sick::sick: WHY! :Ohyessir:
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  11. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport

    Lovely lovely :p:pxx
  12. Therapon

    Therapon Admin Sprtr

    Ere that's posh init, what wrong with tea and a digestive :D
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  13. Meandlis

    Meandlis PV Sprtr

    Rubbed with paprika, slow cooked and served in a Reggae Reggae sauce with lemon rice
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  14. Admin

    Admin Admin

    Ooh I like digestives! Actually Mr Therapon IIRC you still owe me a pack of choccy digestives! :p :D

    LOL! This made me think weird pervy thoughts haha :D :whistle: :flasher1::flasher1:
  15. kopinov

    kopinov PV

    Butternut squish mashed with a rare loin of beef and a thumb of puckered carrot topped with a twirl of something unidentifiable surrounded by a drizzled lake of sardonic raspberry jus, all juxtapositioned humorously on a precariously balanced rosewood and concrete splatter... :confused:

    .. or something like that. :p

    I look forward to lashing Diane's rings and sampling her sauce with great anticipation. ;)
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  16. kopinov

    kopinov PV

    Why thank you - it seems you know me so well already! :prrrp:

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  17. Admin

    Admin Admin

    Ahh excellent choice Sir, may I recommend the beef?

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