To the tune of My Favourite Things from Sound of Music
Black leather underwear
Red Velvet knickers
Pictures of chorus girls
Naked with vicars
Plastic vibrators and garters that sting
These are a few of my favourite things
Lotions and potions that help you to grow up
Lifelike young ladies you send for then blow up
Naked young chambermaids tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things
When the whip bites
When the lash stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel so bad.
naked in my shed with Viagra for tea
meet the fockers half naked and chained to the settee
Cumming like mad as I adjust my cock ring
These are a few of my favourite things
Nip Clips and Clit clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds
Dildoes and butt plugs to stuff up your assholes
Enema pipes and pussy pumps all dripping with cum
These are a few of my favourite things.
Black leather underwear
Red Velvet knickers
Pictures of chorus girls
Naked with vicars
Plastic vibrators and garters that sting
These are a few of my favourite things
Lotions and potions that help you to grow up
Lifelike young ladies you send for then blow up
Naked young chambermaids tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things
When the whip bites
When the lash stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel so bad.
naked in my shed with Viagra for tea
meet the fockers half naked and chained to the settee
Cumming like mad as I adjust my cock ring
These are a few of my favourite things
Nip Clips and Clit clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds
Dildoes and butt plugs to stuff up your assholes
Enema pipes and pussy pumps all dripping with cum
These are a few of my favourite things.