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If his phone is android then an android tablet or if his phone is IPhone then the Ipad Pro come well recommended but if he is a windows person the Microsoft Surface Pro 4
What you got..?Loads... What is it you fancy seeing...
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Just finished my shaker pegs in the kitchen..What you got..?
A cast of your foot? Lol.Just finished my shaker pegs in the kitchen..
New panels in the hallway..
A cast of my foot..
Loads of stuff..
Ooooo just finished my outside sink too..
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Love the Mexican blueColour i decided on.. x
Thanks hun.. tons to do.. xLove the Mexican blue
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It's non stop doing up a placeThanks hun.. tons to do.. x
Trying to do too many things at once here tooIt's non stop doing up a place
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Belfast nice. XTrying to do too many things at once here too
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Took it from a customers garden along with the vintage roller.. Got the bath mixer tap from a skip...Belfast nice. X
Yorkshire rocks...How did you get six pages out of this thread?
Right I'm going to solve this for you, no trick answers, free of charge.
Step 1. Grab your purse, snake skinned 1820's lockbox or whatever you keep your currency in.
Step 2. Grab Stephen by the appendage of your choosing and take him to your local purveyor of laptops.
Step 3. Tell Stephen to tell sales assistant what he requires the laptop to do e.g read ebooks, watch tv apps, look at porn etc.
Step 4. Ask for the cheaper model of whatever sales assistant offers you (step four generally applies to Yorkshire folk and may not be applicable to you).
Step 5. Purchase recommended laptop.
Step 6 (optional). Go to local shop and buy Kleenex, lotion and wet wipes.
Step 7. Go home.
Step 8. Shout "Happy Birthday" and give thoughtful gift.
See I'm full of good sensible advice tonight.
B x
Yorkshire rocks...
But... Do I get him a kindle?
OK old fashioned idea which I understand you may not understand..
But I want it to be a surprise.. So all of the above.. No matter how cheap.. Does not work.. Although kleenex from a Yorkshire man when you can grab free ones from mcdonalds... Whatever!
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HmmmmmmBlimey it's right what they, say you are hard work
1. Forget kindle the man needs access to porn
2. Blindfold the man, tell him you're taking him to meet a friend who never shuts up about laptops (us blokes are simple creatures and he won't suspect a thing). Try to get a female sales assistant, the voice will distract him.
3. I calculated buying Kleenex from the shop would be cheaper than the petrol costs of driving to Maccie D's silly.
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Hmmmmmm
Now we both know that you can't go past a mcdonalds or KFC or something similar on the way to said computer shop... Which incidentally is always more expensive than online..
Are you really a Yorkshire man?
I fear not a true blood...
WTF no porn on kindle..
Well that would have saved six pages of shite
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Grass...?Wasn't sure if they'd have a maccies or KFC up there in your posh neighbourhood
Obviously I would go to CCL my local electronics trade shop and defo not pc world. And I'd go by donkey, they run on grass and are cheaper than horses and cars.
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My donkey smokes all sorts, grass, weed, daffodils......... hang on a minute........ how did I get dragged into this nonesense from my very sensible reply to your post?Grass...?
I am sure you mean weed...
Having been to Yorkshire I am sure all the donkeys were male.. Called.......... Jack... I am sure there is another name..
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Maybe it was the detour past that caterpillar...My donkey smokes all sorts, grass, weed, daffodils......... hang on a minute........ how did I get dragged into this nonesense from my very sensible reply to your post?
B x
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