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Guess The Film Title
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“You work and you work and you work. You meet with people you don't like, that you don't know, that you don't even want to know. And you try to sell them things and they try to sell you things, you go home, you listen to the wife nag and the kids bitch. You turn off the T.V., you wake up the next day and you do it all over again. But I'll tell you, the only thing that keeps me going is this chick. I've got this incredible chick on the side you see, and she is so hot, I can hardly believe it. She's got one of those heart-shaped asses. Have you ever had a chick with a heart-shaped ass?”
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First of all papa smurf didn't create smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as gargamels evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's whats so illogical you know, about being a smurf. Whats the point of living if you don't have a dick?
Another quote, same film: "I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"
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One of the best films ever made and featuring the legend that is the “ Mini Cooper “ that’s a proper Mini not a Bini !!
They have in the film I've got, oh wait, that's why it's called "This ain't The Smurfs"
(The best of the "This ain't ..." porn parodies imo Lexi Belle as Smurfette phwoar
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??They have in the film I've got, oh wait, that's why it's called "This ain't The Smurfs"
(The best of the "This ain't ..." porn parodies imo Lexi Belle as Smurfette phwoar
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