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Lixalotapussy ..... rolls off the tongue
I think you'll find the Lixalotapuss is a dinosaur
Scene: Natural History Museum, London.
"Hello ladies and gents, I'm here to announce the discovery of a new dinosaur. Behold! The Lixalottapuss. Alive during the cretaceous era, this curious creature had no teeth and is assumed to have either licked or sucked its prey. We have no idea what it ate, but this particular fossil specimen was found next to a female neanderthal who died with a huge smile on her face and her hands on the creature's head. It seemed the animal suffocated and we're still determining why the Neanderthal female died smiling. Thank you very much for listening".
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Love it lol xx MI think you'll find the Lixalotapuss is a dinosaur
Scene: Natural History Museum, London.
"Hello ladies and gents, I'm here to announce the discovery of a new dinosaur. Behold! The Lixalottapuss. Alive during the cretaceous era, this curious creature had no teeth and is assumed to have either licked or sucked its prey. We have no idea what it ate, but this particular fossil specimen was found next to a female neanderthal who died with a huge smile on her face and her hands on the creature's head. It seemed the animal suffocated and we're still determining why the Neanderthal female died smiling. Thank you very much for listening".
Applause.
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I knew thatI think you'll find the Lixalotapuss is a dinosaur
Scene: Natural History Museum, London.
"Hello ladies and gents, I'm here to announce the discovery of a new dinosaur. Behold! The Lixalottapuss. Alive during the cretaceous era, this curious creature had no teeth and is assumed to have either licked or sucked its prey. We have no idea what it ate, but this particular fossil specimen was found next to a female neanderthal who died with a huge smile on her face and her hands on the creature's head. It seemed the animal suffocated and we're still determining why the Neanderthal female died smiling. Thank you very much for listening".
Applause.
I had one for a pet #oldman
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I think you'll find the Lixalotapuss is a dinosaur
Scene: Natural History Museum, London.
"Hello ladies and gents, I'm here to announce the discovery of a new dinosaur. Behold! The Lixalottapuss. Alive during the cretaceous era, this curious creature had no teeth and is assumed to have either licked or sucked its prey. We have no idea what it ate, but this particular fossil specimen was found next to a female neanderthal who died with a huge smile on her face and her hands on the creature's head. It seemed the animal suffocated and we're still determining why the Neanderthal female died smiling. Thank you very much for listening".
Applause.
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