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[Deleted member 3289]

Ahhh

ahhh the dream team is still on deck... All hands... a man can in deed dream...

Except now @meet_the_fockers has swam to the shore... You two are always up to something...

 

[Admin]

I just want the fockers to turn up.!!!!
Xx

You mean.... @meet_the_fockers x

 

[Admin]

Nope!
Cupcake couldn't cope with me.
I would do her head in.
Not in an aggressive way or violence but more like wtf just happened kind of way while drinking Earl Grey with milk and not lemon. Xx

I know what you meant..
And yes I hear ya.

Ahh look another one bites the dust, and sadly you're picking the pieces up.
B.....ds.. Grr..

Not in an aggressive way or violence but more like wtf just happened kind of way while drinking Earl Grey with milk and not lemon. Xx

Muahaha x

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Nope!
Cupcake couldn't cope with me.
I would do her head in.
Not in an aggressive way or violence but more like wtf just happened kind of way while drinking Earl Grey with milk and not lemon. Xx

Whats to do twinkle?
Do my head in you never do that
Summoned? OI cheers @Admin..

Fuck em twinks... and not in a good way...

 

[Deleted member 3289]

Nope!
Cupcake couldn't cope with me.
I would do her head in.
Not in an aggressive way or violence but more like wtf just happened kind of way while drinking Earl Grey with milk and not lemon. Xx

Earl Grey with milk not lemon -cripes!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

It's fab life.. 80% fakes and wasters 19% escorts...
Xxx

you dont say...

 

[Deleted member 3289]

Whats to do twinkle?
Do my head in you never do that
Summoned? OI cheers @Admin..

Fuck em twinks... and not in a good way...

Just picking up the pieces in this chat...but seems a pitty..not least because if -as I understand- people don't turn up for @The-Bibas, what hope us mere social swinging mortals... We're doomed!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Just picking up the pieces in this chat...but seems a pitty..not least because if -as I understand- people don't turn up for @The-Bibas, what hope us mere social swinging mortals... We're doomed!

Yes your doomed

 

[Deleted member 3289]

Yes your doomed

Sips...green tea...with slice of lemon...and ponders his fate...

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Sips...green tea...with slice of lemon...and ponders his fate...

Oh you rebel you you...

 

[Deleted member 3289]

And half a sugar with a vanilla kit kat used as a straw!
Xx

Forget talk of favourite sexual positions and effective ads...tell all...how does the KitKat straw work?!...

 

[Deleted member 3289]

Sips...green tea...with slice of lemon...and ponders his fate...

How do you take yours? One lump or two?...

 

[Deleted member 3289]

Seriously! Who doesn't enjoy a finger...

 

[Deleted member 3289]

I like four!

That's greedy! Down to my last two...in a nice way

 

[Deleted member 3289]

That's greedy! Down to my last two...in a nice way

@Pearls has been on a like fest. I'm charmed!

 

[Pearls]

@Pearls has been on a like fest. I'm charmed!

You are welcome

 

[Deleted member 3289]

You are welcome

And so would you be... Good night and sweet dreams from an able seaman... x

 

[Pearls]

And so would you be... Good night and sweet dreams from an able seaman... x

Goodnight Captain x

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I like four!

Howay!!!!

 

[Pearls]

Nothing worse than a 2 finger kit kat

No one is enough

 

[meet_the_fockers]

No one is enough

Perhaps shes talking.. the chocolate variety.. who knows x

 

[Pearls]

Perhaps shes talking.. the chocolate variety.. who knows x

Well if its that then two for me

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Well if its that then two for me

Dirty.. girl...

 

[Pearls]

Dirty.. girl...

I like a dunk an a dip

 

[Deleted member 3289]

I like a dunk an a dip

You've inspired me you enlightening types...off to source a soak and a suck...though @The-Bibas tells me I've got to act quick...