I Have Never Ever ......

[Vanezza]

I have never ever

Driven a Lamborghini (but have driven an Aston Martin, Porsche and a Ferrari)
Had anal sex either giving or receiving
Had an MFF threesome

The cars no
The rest i have

N xxx

 

[DiamondJoe]

I have never been to work on time in 8 years

 

[Wkd n whisky]

I have never had a mff threesome x

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I have never had a mff threesome x

Patience.. love this senario.. always different everytime. X

 

[DiamondJoe]

Mmmm... I thought of something I've not done (sexually)!

 

[mrclouse]

I have never done a mfffffffffffffffff

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I have never done a mfffffffffffffffff

Brave or stupid?! Ha xx

 

[DiamondJoe]

I have never done a mfffffffffffffffff

Dirty little fecker, ain't ya?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Mmmm... I thought of something I've not done (sexually)!

I have never feltched anyone!

Ta dah!

 

[Baldrick]

I have never done a mfffffffffffffffff

Ah clearly you've never been a coach driver for a hen party

B x

 

[mrclouse]

Brave or stupid?! Ha xx

I go with abit of both

Dirty little fecker, ain't ya?

Yup yup

Ah clearly you've never been a coach driver for a hen party

B x

Sadly no Dx

 

[Deleted member 6485]

I have never ever had Appendicitis...until nowxx

 

[Baldrick]

I have never ever had Appendicitis...until nowxx

Oh dear . We hope your ok. Does your appendix have to come out now then?

BNK
X

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Oh dear . We hope your ok. Does your appendix have to come out now then?

BNK
X

By the looks of things xxx

 

[Baldrick]

By the looks of things xxx

Aww poor you hun. We wish you well.

Look on the bright side. You could ask to keep your appendix, pickle It, and sell it to @The_Bibas for their Macarb Collection .

BNK
Xxx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Blimey.. you should really be in hospital.

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Blimey.. you should really be in hospital.

I am. Best place xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I am. Best place xx

Your in hospital?
This is good.. x

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Your in hospital?
This is good.. x

But very boring.
Need a nice nurse looking after me xx

 

[Baldrick]

But very boring.
Need a nice nurse looking after me xx

I might not be a gynacologist, but I'll have a look .

:hmmh hang on wrong joke. Let me just find my Bumper Book Of Dirty Jokes.....

B x

 

[Deleted member 6485]

I might not be a gynacologist, but I'll have a look .

:hmmh hang on wrong joke. Let me just find my Bumper Book Of Dirty Jokes.....

B x

You always make me laugh Mr B x

 

[Baldrick]

You always make me laugh Mr B x

ssshhhh the doctors will want to see what your laughing at

B x

 

[Vanezza]

To @debE From us
:mwah:

 

[Deleted member 6485]

To @debE From us
View attachment 40288 :mwah:

Aww...bless you both. Mwah xx

 

[Mel007]

I have never ever had Appendicitis...until nowxx

Really.. Go to hospital XX