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Kikuchiyo
Heard on the news a guy drowned in a vat of fruit cake mix, apparently under the surface there was some very strong currents
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I run the risk of upsetting blondes but here goes
How did the blonde burn her face?
Bobbing for chips
How did the blonde burn her face?
Bobbing for chips
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Kikuchiyo
My mates have asked me to stop singing Wonderwall all the time, I said maybe..
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What's the difference between a woman with pms and a terrorist ?
You can negotiate with a terrorist !!
You can negotiate with a terrorist !!
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What's the difference between a woman with pms and a terrorist ?
You can negotiate with a terrorist !!
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Why are men smarter during sex .... Because they are plugged into a genius :doggystyle:
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OooerWhat's the difference between a woman with pms and a terrorist ?
You can negotiate with a terrorist !!
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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips .... As soon as you open it you realise it's half empty...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips .... As soon as you open it you realise it's half empty...
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HahahaWhat does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Does Lew have something to worry about ?What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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I think he should be worried !!When would you want a man's company?
When he owns it!
You can't have it yet I've only just started it so thereWhen would you want a man's company?
When he owns it!
What's green fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A pool table!
A pool table!
But have you not noticed how I'm directing you to maximise the profit and how I deal with all the accounts. .....You can't have it yet I've only just started it so there
That's because you got the brain's and boobs to keep me distracted lolBut have you not noticed how I'm directing you to maximise the profit and how I deal with all the accounts. .....
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Worry I would !!!But have you not noticed how I'm directing you to maximise the profit and how I deal with all the accounts. .....
