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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Deleted member 1402, 1 May 2016.

  1. Heard on the news a guy drowned in a vat of fruit cake mix, apparently under the surface there was some very strong currents
     
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  2. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport

    :rolleyes::rofl:
     
  3. Lovernotfighter

    Lovernotfighter PV Sprtr

    I run the risk of upsetting blondes but here goes

    How did the blonde burn her face?

    Bobbing for chips
     
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  4. My mates have asked me to stop singing Wonderwall all the time, I said maybe..
     
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  5. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    What's the difference between a woman with pms and a terrorist ?
    You can negotiate with a terrorist !! :D:D
     
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  6. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport

    :eek:
     
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  7. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    Why are men smarter during sex .... Because they are plugged into a genius :doggystyle:
     
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  8. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport

    :rofl:
     
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  9. Oooer :eek::whistle::rofl::D
     
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  10. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips .... As soon as you open it you realise it's half empty...:lol:
     
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  11. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

    You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. :whistle::rofl:
     
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  12. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport

    :rofl:
     
  13. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport

    Hahaha :rofl::rofl:
     
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  14. When would you want a man's company?

    When he owns it! ;)
     
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  15. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    Does Lew have something to worry about ? ;)
     
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  16. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    I think he should be worried !! :rofl::rofl:
     
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  17. Living with me is a permanent worry for him!:rofl::D
     
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  18. You can't have it yet I've only just started it so there :prrrp:
     
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  19. What's green fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

    A pool table!
     
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  20. But have you not noticed how I'm directing you to maximise the profit and how I deal with all the accounts. .....:whistle::rofl:
     
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  21. That's because you got the brain's and boobs to keep me distracted lol
     
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  22. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    Worry I would !!!:eek::eek:
     
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  23. You better believe it xx:love:
     
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  24. You ever just been by a place and been like, 'Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid'? I get that feeling all the time 'cause I live near a prison. :D
     
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