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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Deleted member 1402, 1 May 2016.

  1. Share with us some of your favourite jokes.....

    What do a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They both smell it but they can't eat it.
     
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  2. Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
     
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  3. A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
     
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  4. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ??
    Hold on to your nuts this is no ordinary blow job ....:D
     
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  5. :D:D:D:D:D
     
  6. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    What is hard and pink when it goes in soft and wet when it comes out ??
    Bubblegum you dirty minded pervert :lol:
     
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  7. tut tut :notworthy::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  8. Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
     
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  9. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    Why did God create the orgasm ? So women can moan even when they are happy ...:lol:
     
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  10. naughty!! :rofl::rofl:
     
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  11. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    :bj1:men have two emotions : hungry and horny if you see me without an erection make me a sandwich ..
     
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  12. love it! Keep them coming!
     
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  13. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    whats the difference between a g spot and a golf ball ,a guy will actually search for a golf ball :rofl:
     
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  14. true! :lol::lol:
     
  15. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    what do you call a lesbian dinosaur ?
    lick -a lotta- puss
     
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  16. Man walks into the bar he was at the night previously, goes up to the barman and says "Hey, that alcohol you sold me last night made me blow chunks."

    So the barman frowns, looks confused and replies, "Well sometimes alcohol makes you blow chunks, it's nothing to worry about."

    The guy shakes his head, "No no no, you don't understand. See, chunks is my dog."
     
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  17. I've see a guy use this as his username on a different site!:eek::D:D:D
     
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  18. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    o_O whats long hard and full of semen ? a submarine
     
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  19. :eek::lol::lol::lol:
     
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  20. oldie goldie!
     
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  21. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    they get worse !!!
     
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  22. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Hung.
     
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  23. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    how do you make your girlfriend scream during sex ?
    call her and tell her about it :D
     
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  24. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  25. Pearls

    Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

    Why did God give men penis's?

    So they'd have at least one way of shutting up a woman :D
     
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