Lady Garden

[uk2002]

I've heard the expression
Beef Curtains

Not flattering in any way shape or form

 

[uk2002]

Hippos yawn.

Pretty big then

 

[uk2002]

What about
Dinner

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Pretty big then

God yeah hippos are big arent they.

 

[uk2002]

God yeah hippos are big arent they.

Didn't mean that
As well you know

 

[Baldrick]

Y'all right hun?

Aye the house hunting is stressing us out thats all.

RE The thread. I did once a very long time ago whilst under the influence of copius amounts of alcohol in a nightclub say to a lady "don't cross your legs love, you're squashing my supper". I got a right well deserved crack.
We ended up seeing each other for about six months though so it turned out well in the end

B x

 

[uk2002]

Aye the house hunting is stressing us out thats all.

RE The thread. I did once a very long time ago whilst under the influence of copius amounts of alcohol in a nightclub say to a lady "don't cross your legs love, you're squashing my supper". I got a right well deserved crack.
We ended up seeing each other for about six months though so it turned out well in the end

B x

LOL
Result

 

[Baldrick]

LOL
Result

Aye it was, but it was the first and last time i used that chat up line .

B x

 

[Therapon]

"don't cross your legs love, you're squashing my supper"

I can with all honesty say that I have never seen that in a list of great chat up lines

 

[Baldrick]

I can with all honesty say that I have never seen that in a list of great chat up lines

Aye i was young and dumb and far too arrogant in my late teens.
Humility was learnt later in life.

B x

 

[uk2002]

.....
Humility was learnt later in life.

B x

Ain't that the truth

 

[uk2002]

Mean for all not you personally

 

[Andy1234-]

Yep, I much prefer to call it my cock cave
Fanjo
Fandango
Or if I'm really horny it's known as Audrey 2. Feed me Seymour

Well cock cave sounds good to me xx

 

[Admin]

Hi all, I have just read this thread again after a bump and seen one or two posts I am not comfortable with. Can we please remain respectful to all, regardless of anything. Thank you,
Admin.

 

[Vanezza]

Hi all, I have just read this thread again after a bump and seen one or two posts I am not comfortable with. Can we please remain respectful to all, regardless of anything. Thank you,
Admin.

Thank you admin

Vxxx

 

[The_Bibas]

It's a foof..
A French word for a bean bag sofa..
Where better to lay down..
XxxBibaxxX

 

[meet_the_fockers]

It's a foof..
A French word for a bean bag sofa..
Where better to lay down..
XxxBibaxxX

I like foof.
I like fleur and flower too.

 

[MP386]

The old Jack and Danny ....

 

[MP386]

Then there’s also “ er Morris Minor “

 

[Vanezza]

Might start calling mine flower instead of lil Nessa

Vxxx

 

[Baldrick]

Hi all, I have just read this thread again after a bump and seen one or two posts I am not comfortable with. Can we please remain respectful to all, regardless of anything. Thank you,
Admin.

Apologies if it were me. I would never mean to intentionally offend anyone

B x

 

[Admin]

Apologies if it were me. I would never mean to intentionally offend anyone

B x

Wasn’t you, guys.
But it’s not really important now as long as people just please remain respectful for all. x

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Might start calling mine flower instead of lil Nessa

Vxxx

Flower is nice..

Brb just off to shake ma lettuce..

 

[Baldrick]

Wasn’t you, guys.
But it’s not really important now as long as people just please remain respectful for all. x

Totally agree. I thought i'd apologise just incase. Sometimes mouth runs (or fingers type) before brain engages.

B x

 

[Vanezza]

Flower is nice..

Brb just off to shake ma lettuce..

Never felt the urge to eat flowers though

N xxx