Lady Garden

[Baldrick]

Flower is nice..

Brb just off to shake ma lettuce..

My best mate has said this for years. He's said it for so long, nobody has had the heart to tell him the phrase is usually referring to female parts...... Actually we all just think its piss funny when he says it to ladies he's trying to flirt with in the pub
Maybe we should tell him. It maybe the reason he has been single for years..... nah, leave him to it

B x

 

[Baldrick]

Never felt the urge to eat flowers though

N xxx

I've never felt the urge to eat lettuce either , unless it's sat on top of a Big Mac of course

B x

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Totally agree. I thought i'd apologise just incase. Sometimes mouth runs (or fingers type) before brain engages.

B x

Twasnt you petal..

 

[Baldrick]

Twasnt you petal..

Oh gawd wats he done now. Ya sure he dunt need a good spanking. Wheres that emoji thingy
:spank:

K
X

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Oh gawd wats he done now. Ya sure he dunt need a good spanking. Wheres that emoji thingy
:spank:

K
X

Actually..
:hmm:

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Actually..
:hmm:

I shall think of something K.xx

 

[Baldrick]

It wont take long i am sure. Hes deffo guilty of someat just gotta find it lol

K
X

 

[DiamondJoe]

What a find collection of... euphemisms