Let's Get It On!

Hmmm, think you might need to do a bit more than that...

Xxx

 

No pick me, pick me, PLEASE. X G

 

I will see what I can think up. I can do scary if needed, although cute and love-able is my default setting. Xx G

 

Fantastic default settingxx

 

The badger in what? Who is putting badgers in things. Thats not very ethical.

What about the smell?. Oh well if it dies then it dies.

 

OMG...don’t let the badger die!!

Xxx

 

It’s okay Goeff know mouth-to-mouth

 

Quick pull it out and I will give it mouth to errr orifice.

 

Badger Pie for tea oh sorry I guess I’m in for a now

 

You do like to tease me don’t ya!

Xxx

 

With the hours Lisa works? Chance would be a fine thing!

On a completely unrelated note, my wrist is sore

 

Sorry

 

Swap hands?xx

 

I much prefer eating Beaver , or hairless pie , or skirt mollusc.

Sorry ladies. XxG

 

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Saturday

 

So do I xxx

 

OMGxx

 

I remember that from school...

 

I'd have to sit down the other end of the sofa!

 

A change is as good as a holiday.....xx

 

Oddly enough we met a chap called Badger on Sunday, who seemed to be in the market for some mouth-to-mouth (or -something anyway) not really Her Ladyship's type, by happy to put any if you in touch if you like

 

Was he hairy and smelly like an actual Badger, or was he cursed at birth by parents who thought lets give him a fun name.