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I'll just get there and then you judge !!!!As long as your not looking to get into my crevices with a standard that's ok
Title says sell yourself so bidding starts at 50p
Five eurosTitle says sell yourself so bidding starts at 50p
Are we having an auction?Wow five euros
A challenge sounds goodSell myself hey... this should do the trick.
I'm probably the most complicated person you could meet, blow hot and cold, love you and loathe you at the same time, want you do do your own thing yet have me at the centre of your universe. Oh, and if I really like you I'm clingy as fuck, like, seriously, if you don't text me every 2 mins I'll be over thinking what I've done wrong, if you do text me every 2 mins I'll think you're a weirdo.
Well, maybe not you, but someone out there.
I have recently learned I'm emotionally retarded. I cry at things most people laugh at and laugh at things most people cry at.
I wouldn't bother taking a chance on me as I'm a total twat but one thing is certain and that's time spent with me isn't boring. Unless you bore me, in which case it will be like pulling teeth and no fucker really likes the dentist.
:hmm:
If you tickle my bellyOoops sorry k9..
Ooo lets bring it back can I buy you wombleThis conversation has turned very strange
Oh... and off-topic.
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