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Sex, consent, and tea.

  • Thread starter sthwalescpl
  • Start date 21 October 2015
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21 October 2015
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sthwalescpl

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Yes, I know, bit confusing, but bare with me, and all will become clear.

This is more aimed at the single guys, especially in their interactions with single girls, but can also be pertinent to some single fems, and couples too.

Ok, here we go.

Having sex with someone can be compared to making a cup of tea (for the sake of editorial tidiness, "tea" covers all beverages).

When you first meet someone, you might get the urge to make them a cup of tea.
Now, they might like tea, they may be thirsty, and so, they say they would love a cup of tea.
You make them a cup of tea, and they drink it.
All is good.

Or, maybe you ask them if they want a cup of tea, and they say they don't like tea.
Of course, they are lying to save your feelings, everyone loves tea.
In this case, to save face, you say you don't like tea either.

Sometimes, they might say yes to tea.
So, you go and make tea.
But then they say they don't want tea.
Here's the important bit... just because you want tea, and you have made tea, doesn't mean you can try and make them drink tea, they are allowed to change their minds.
You might even have put it on the table next to them, with a lace doily and a cookie, they still have the right to turn tea down.

You meet someone on a night out, have a few drinks, and offer them back for tea.
you hit the kitchen, make tea, and when you return, they are unconscious.
Do not try to give them tea, just because they were up for it earlier, doesn't make it right now.

They might be up for tea, and you go and make tea, but when you come back, they take a sip, then say they don't want any more tea.
Put the tea down, do not try to make them drink more tea. I said... step away from the tea!

Maybe you have tea on Monday.
Its good tea, the best you have ever had. They love your tea.
Dont think they want tea on Tuesday, or any other day, don't try to make them drink tea on Saturday. They can still turn your tea down.

To summarise... no matter how great your tea is, no matter how many people tell you its the best ever, no matter how often a certain person has your tea, or no matter how "up for tea" they seem, you cannot make them drink tea.

Right, now I'm off to make myself a cup of tea!
 
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21 October 2015
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meet_the_fockers

I'm a coffee gal myself :rofl: ;)
 
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21 October 2015
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meet_the_fockers said:
I'm a coffee gal myself :rofl: ;)
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sthwalescpl said:
(for the sake of editorial tidiness, "tea" covers all beverages).
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There is enough tea in that post to keep lots of people very happy, or not :)
 
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21 October 2015
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Admin

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This is brilliant! :D as always.... ;)
 
21 October 2015
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meet_the_fockers

But you said tea :D
Ok I'll let you off! Perhaps :D
 
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21 October 2015
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Epic but I feel the need to go and have a wee..(y):rofl::p
 
21 October 2015
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meet_the_fockers

Coffee anyone :) xx
Brilliant quote/peom :) btw
 
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21 October 2015
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Pearls said:
Epic but I feel the need to go and have a wee..(y):rofl::p
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It'll be all that coffee erm tea! Erm :)
 
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meet_the_fockers said:
It'll be all that coffee erm tea! Erm :)
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I know and have to dash before I wet my knickers xx
 
21 October 2015
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Pearls said:
I know and have to dash before I wet my knickers xx
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Wet knickers you say? Ommmmm
 
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Pearls said:
Epic but I feel the need to go and have a wee..(y):rofl::p
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Didn't need that detail thanks @Pearls :rofl:
 
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21 October 2015
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meet_the_fockers said:
Wet knickers you say? Ommmmm
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There was me thinking we were being well behaved today..Tut :whistle::eek::p
 
21 October 2015
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Therapon said:
Didn't need that detail thanks @Pearls :rofl:
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Flippin eck not you aswell..Thats it Im off me darling my loo calls :D
 
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7 October 2018
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sthwalescpl

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Right, after a "sabbatical", we are back.... so, anyone for tea?:hmm:
 
7 October 2018
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sthwalescpl said:
Right, after a "sabbatical", we are back.... so, anyone for tea?:hmm:
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And, for anyone in any doubt, by "tea" we mean rampant horny sweaty sex....with, of course, tea breaks!:whistle:
 
7 October 2018
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Don't drink tea or coffee :(
Sx
 
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Sammy said:
Don't drink tea or coffee :(
Sx
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"Having sex with someone can be compared to making a cup of tea (for the sake of editorial tidiness, "tea" covers all beverages)."
Call me a wiley auld fox, but I covered all bases in my original OP lol!
 
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sthwalescpl said:
"Having sex with someone can be compared to making a cup of tea (for the sake of editorial tidiness, "tea" covers all beverages)."
Call me a wiley auld fox, but I covered all bases in my original OP lol!
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Wiley auld fox
Sx
 
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7 October 2018
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Blimey. Welcome back you two. :)
 
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What no biscuits with the tea
 
9 October 2018
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Lips_Pearls said:
Blimey. Welcome back you two. :)
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Yeah, its us, just when you thought it was safe to go into the forums lol!:tiphat:
 
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So basically your saying single blokes don’t know when someone wants tea... or when they would prefer another beverage .... seems like another knock at single blokes perceptions of when tea is on the table ...
 
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MP386 said:
So basically your saying single blokes don’t know when someone wants tea... or when they would prefer another beverage .... seems like another knock at single blokes perceptions of when tea is on the table ...
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I don't think I singled out single males?
 
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sthwalescpl said:
I don't think I singled out single males?
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Your opening post says “ aimed at the singles guys “ :tiphat:
 
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