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[Vanezza]

@Yorkshirecpl I'm sexy and i know it and like to dance in my pants when no one is watching

Vxxx

 

[Vanezza]

@MP386 I love nothing more than to wear my fishnets under my work clothes, just because i can
@Kwaka_Rider I can't wait to go shopping in my duck costume, it's how i roll baby
@Miss-Sexy-Legs I love my user name so much I have now changed it by deepol

 

[Deleted member 8095]

@Horny_Essex_Pair - "That's it! Had enough. Got RSI over these pics. get me away from the media!"

Done

 

[Deleted member 9925]

@Yorkshirecpl I'm sexy and i know it and like to dance in my pants when no one is watching

Vxxx

Done

 

[Deleted member 9925]

@Vanezza is feeling a little horny tell me a dirty story

 

[Vanezza]

@Vanezza is feeling a little horny tell me a dirty story

Done
Vxxx

 

[BoltonBiFemCpl]

@debE "I'm lonely and need more than Neapolitan ice-cream tonight. Save me"

@meandlis "Whoa duuude...That pancake baked me. Or was it the other way round?"

@SexyS "Darlings, if I could I would. But I am a busy girl you know"

@Vanezza "Lovelies, you're vaping wrong. Check Cheech n Chong. They know the score"

@BoltonBiFemCpl "I lied about the Merc. It's a smashed up Skoda okay. Still gonna cost"

Just thinking of the shit sandwich your gonna have to eat real soon

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Just thinking of the shit sandwich your gonna have to eat real soon

Haha. that’s brilliant fair play to you

 

[Vanezza]

@Horny_Essex_Pair I love my bum so much that you can often find me smacking my own arse
@Lips_Pearls smother me in butter and lay me down flat because i have always wanted to be a slice of toast

 

[Deleted member 8095]

Done

 

[Lips_Pearls]

@Horny_Essex_Pair I love my bum so much that you can often find me smacking my own arse
@Lips_Pearls smother me in butter and lay me down flat because i have always wanted to be a slice of toast

Done

 

[Pearls]

This is so brain testing

 

[Pearls]

@Kwaka_Rider does anyone know where I can get extra thick anal condoms, flavoured would be a bonus

 

[Deleted member 3657]

@Kwaka_Rider does anyone know where I can get extra thick anal condoms, flavoured would be a bonus

oh you fucka

 

[Pearls]

oh you fucka

Ommm it took me ages to use my wee little brain to think of that one :mwah:

 

[Deleted member 3657]

Ommm it took me ages to use my wee little brain to think of that one :mwah:

You must be spent now.

 

[Pearls]

You must be spent now.

I'm knackered

 

[Pearls]

@Vanezza Thoroughly enjoyed my birthday cake earlier, but all that was missing was you as my cream layer.

@MP386 You know I love you all, but I've simply become just too close to my Fleshlight... bite me!

 

[Vanezza]

Done

Vxxx

 

[Pearls]

Done

Vxxx

 

[MP386]

@Vanezza Thoroughly enjoyed my birthday cake earlier, but all that was missing was you as my cream layer.

@MP386 You know I love you all, but I've simply become just too close to my Fleshlight... bite me!

You owe me a now ....

 

[Pearls]

 

[Baldrick]

@Lips_Pearls

I love cheesey crusts. Does anybody fancy giving me their cheesey crust?

B x

 

[Lips_Pearls]

@Lips_Pearls

I love cheesey crusts. Does anybody fancy giving me their cheesey crust?

B x

I've not forgotten and will get to this in a min... but be warned x

 

[Lips_Pearls]

@Lips_Pearls

I love cheesey crusts. Does anybody fancy giving me their cheesey crust?

B x

Done....
Now then.. I had a cracking retort last night lined up, but have forgotten what it was