Swap A Status.

[Lips_Pearls]

@Lips_Pearls

I love cheesey crusts. Does anybody fancy giving me their cheesey crust?

B x

Here we go;
I left my phone lying around in work on Monday. Went in today to find printed sheets of my face & the site logo all over the place. Help! x

 

[Baldrick]

@Vanezza

Does anybody want a wink? I'm winking all over the place tonight. I looked at your profile and thought cor I'd give you a wink.

B x

 

[Lips_Pearls]

@Vanezza

Does anybody want a wink? I'm winking all over the place tonight. I looked at your profile and thought for I'd give you a wink.

B x

LOL!

 

[Vanezza]

How can i see who has winked us as we dont wanna dis anyone

@Vanezza

Does anybody want a wink? I'm winking all over the place tonight. I looked at your profile and thought for I'd give you a wink.

B x

You swine consider it done and i will think up something for yours mwahahahaha

Vxxx

 

[Hanpat]

@Vanezza

Does anybody want a wink? I'm winking all over the place tonight. I looked at your profile and thought cor I'd give you a wink.

B x

I’m sure you’ve misspelt wink

 

[Baldrick]

I’m sure you’ve misspelt wink

I was going to...... but I'm just not that cruel imagine their inbox full of newbies taking it too literally

B x

 

[Vanezza]

@Baldricknkaz

If England win I'm going to run down the street naked singing three lions on a shirt

Vxxx

 

[Baldrick]

@Baldricknkaz

If England win I'm going to run down the street naked singing three lions on a shirt

Vxxx

Let's all put this swap-a-status nonesense behind us shall we? Water under the bridge

B x

 

[Vanezza]

Let's all put this swap-a-status nonesense behind us shall we? Water under the bridge

B x

Chicken and no


Vxxx

 

[Baldrick]

Chicken and no


Vxxx

Oh ok then I've done it

B x

 

[Baldrick]

Do I do it or don't I?

*Nervous giggle *

It would be quite cruel

B x

 

[Pearls]

Do I do it or don't I?

*Nervous giggle *

It would be quite cruel

B x

Is this gonna be a big tag.

 

[Vanezza]

Is this gonna be a big tag.

Do it do it do it

Vxxx

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Do I do it or don't I?

*Nervous giggle *

It would be quite cruel

B x

:hmm:

 

[Pearls]

Do it do it do it

Vxxx

It's not me, it's him up there look ^^^^

 

[Baldrick]

If England win I'm going to run down the street naked singing three lions on a shirt

Is this gonna be a big tag.

Do it do it do it

Vxxx

:hmm:

It's not me, it's him up there look ^^^^

I bottled it for fear of getting a permanent site ban

B x

 

[Pearls]

I bottled it for fear of getting a permanent site ban

B x

I'll take the ban away for now..

 

[Lips_Pearls]

@Hanpat - Just watching Demolition Man 'VR Sex Scene'. Sly got me twitching too!. Anyone want to try some VR sex with us?


x

 

[Pearls]

@Hanpat - Just watching Demolition Man 'VR Sex Scene'. Sly got me twitching too!. Anyone want to try some VR sex with us?


x

 

[Pearls]

@debE
I need someone to knit me a boob tube as my nipples are freezing all the time

 

[MP386]

@debE
I need someone to knit me a boob tube as my nipples are freezing all the time

I have warm hands

 

[Pearls]

@debE

We need another one

 

[Deleted member 6485]

@MP386 .
I cant get these darn fluffy bits out of my belly button. Anyone got a bendy straw?

 

[Pearls]

@MP386 .
I cant get these darn fluffy bits out of my belly button. Anyone got a bendy straw?

 

[MP386]

@Pearls bloody jogging on the spot,I’ve got two black eyes now ....