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Jamboreene

So you're sat at work tucking into your dinner with your fellow collegues, a discussion arises about how you shouldn't give ducks bread as it can cause a deformity in their wings making them flightless. I am horrified at said news just thinking how many poor ducks I may have disfigured in my youth. To alleviate the guilt I immediately try to disprove this theory and press the Internet button on my phone. With a couple of colleagues peering over my shoulder the page loads and……….‘Social Swingers’ loads up with a picture of me scantily clad :) . I will not describe my reaction but please describe what your reaction would of bin?x
 
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Sammy

Jamboreene said:
So you're sat at work tucking into your dinner with your fellow collegues, a discussion arises about how you shouldn't give ducks bread as it can cause a deformity in their wings making them flightless. I am horrified at said news just thinking how many poor ducks I may have disfigured in my youth. To alleviate the guilt I immediately try to disprove this theory and press the Internet button on my phone. With a couple of colleagues peering over my shoulder the page loads and……….‘Social Swingers’ loads up with a picture of me scantily clad :) . I will not describe my reaction but please describe what your reaction would of bin?x
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Tut tut tut tut
Silly boy ... day three lol

So tell us the ribbin you got
Or indeed did you flip it open in hope to catch / impress a colleague
Sx
 
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Jamboreene

Dayyyy three in the big swinging ouse, i passed it off as a pop up non related to my search history, and my pic was small so they coukdnt see it hopefullllllly x
 
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Looby&Lew

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I had a similar incident at work where I was showing a male colleague a perfectly innocent photograph on my phone when a very naughty message appeared from a man who was not my husband..... what you need to understand is that me and Lew work in the same place.. . Awkward or what? I said nothing and neither did he.... :rofl::rofl:
 
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Sammy

Jamboreene said:
Dayyyy three in the big swinging ouse, i passed it off as a pop up non related to my search history, and my pic was small so they coukdnt see it hopefullllllly x
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Lol my only advice is remove yer naughty pics from your everyday pics folder

Scenario
Awww hey you not seen you for years , how's the kids ...great ! I reply

Oh look here's mine ... look how's she grown up can't believe it's 6 yrs

Have you any pics of your wee one , oh yeah of course

Open phone flick flick flick
Boobs n lips. Oppppppps !!!
Red face to match the bra n lips
 
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BoltonBiFemCpl

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Well I cant say I have ever been so careless with our picks as I keep them on an SD card on my phone so never access it if folks around. However quite a number of years ago when my good lady had a near on perfect body shape we had some pics taken of her and due to some clever posing and pic taking she looked naked on a lot of them. 1 pic in particular I loved as she looked naked draped in a flag of St George and for many years I had it as my works screen saver. not being allowed to have pics of anyone but family on our lappies the MD of the firm looked over my shoulder in the canteen full of co-workers and spotted the pic and in a loud voice whilst that young lady looks fantastic your not allowed it on your computer. Quick as a flash I shouted " That's my wife your looking at" Exit the canteen 1 very red faced MD who never slowed long enough to hear everyone laughing.
 
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Jamboreene

Is it just me or does site make you really dirty? I mean I never used to get this dirty on a Friday! X
 

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The_Bibas

Jamboreene said:
So you're sat at work tucking into your dinner with your fellow collegues, a discussion arises about how you shouldn't give ducks bread as it can cause a deformity in their wings making them flightless. I am horrified at said news just thinking how many poor ducks I may have disfigured in my youth. To alleviate the guilt I immediately try to disprove this theory and press the Internet button on my phone. With a couple of colleagues peering over my shoulder the page loads and……….‘Social Swingers’ loads up with a picture of me scantily clad :) . I will not describe my reaction but please describe what your reaction would of bin?x
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I was asked in Iceland today if my mouth piercing hurt.. I said no but my nipples did..
I said it loud.. Everyone stopped..
We all make mistakes..
The question is will you stop doing what you do now that that people suspect...?

If no..
Then no matter what people say about you won't change you..
In truth people were probably talking about you behind your back back already.. It didn't stop you from being you..
XxxBibaxxX
 
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Jamboreene

Hahah i like that @The_Bibas :lol:

Hell no I won't stop but tbh I haven't really done anything yet except write a poem and post it:lol:
 
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