The 'add-a-line' Story Thread

[Happy Couple]

I might let you see my gold top which has a nice thick creamy .....

 

[Happy Couple]

Large tips positioned on the

 

[Happy Couple]

Wobbly things which

 

[Happy Couple]

Star Wars they

 

[Deleted member 3446]

Theres No flying saucers...

 

[Happy Couple]

Just round flat things stuck on my

 

[Happy Couple]

Clipped them to the flapping

 

[Happy Couple]

What can only be described as

 

[Theotherhalf]

Astride the sex machine @zebo had left luring around

 

[Theotherhalf]

Astride the sex machine @zebo had left luring around

Oops laying*

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Astride the sex machine @zebo had left laying around

......

Meanwhile, back at the witches cottage, the magic dildo felt...

 

[Deleted member 1030]

tried to eat a creme egg from the inside out, but....

 

[Deleted member 1030]

got completely covered in cream, which caught the eye of....

 

[Pearls]

A farmer who was collecting his eggs...

 

[Pearls]

A trucker from Spain...

 

[Deleted member 1030]

some Nair, which she quickly smeared over...

 

[Therapon]

like a demented gremlin because...

 

[Happy Couple]

Leggy transvestite and they ran off to the

 

[Deleted member 1030]

circus, to be in an act called....

 

[Happy Couple]

Spot the odd one out which involved

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Taking two tangerines, a giraffe and an ashtray, then placing them firmly...

 

[Happy Couple]

Between the buttocks while a member of the audience

 

[Deleted member 1030]

recites the entire....

 

[Happy Couple]

Book of war and peace which became rather

 

[Deleted member 1030]

long-winded, until Joe Pasquale decided to....