The 'add-a-line' Story Thread

[Deleted member 1030]

you shouldn't have had it out in the first place! So I decided...

 

[Therapon]

to try to defrost the...

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

the freezer isle in Morrisons but.....

 

[Therapon]

the supervisor wasn't happy because..

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

It wasn't supermarket sweep although......

 

[Therapon]

the local swingers club...

 

[Pearls]

Was getting very heated to the point where..

 

[Therapon]

those inside started to stip off and...

 

[Pearls]

Grab the nearest...

 

[Therapon]

person to them but in one case...

 

[Pearls]

I looked down and thought there is no way you are going to....

 

[Therapon]

put that thing anwhere near my...

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Car stereo. .....

 

[Pearls]

It would totally destroy it but then..

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

It does always chew up my tapes......

 

[Therapon]

a beautiful naked lady..

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Appeared at the window....

 

[Therapon]

so i forgot all about the tapes and...

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Questioned her on the whereabouts of......

 

[Pearls]

Her underwear and could I have a look, she then...

 

[Therapon]

said yes but first you have to....

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Start a naked conga.....

 

[Therapon]

which would have been great except....

 

[Deleted member 1030]

we didn't have any eels...

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

A broom handle. ....