The 'add-a-line' Story Thread

[Deleted member 1030]

Even @meet_the_fockers was shocked... until she saw..

 

[Happy Couple]

the birdie song

 

[The-A-Team]

the birdie song

And singing the song .....

 

[Happy Couple]

sing a song of sixpence

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Or your money back......

 

[Therapon]

provided you still have the receipt, have signed all the contracts and that you have never ...

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Met Rupert Murdoch......

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

The angel of the North.......

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Having a sly...

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Lamb Shank at the supermarket, minted, succulent & tasty ........

 

[Therapon]

sausages but the problem with them is that they...

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Are only available with chops, loin & medallions as port of a pork sword. These are very popular with ......

 

[Therapon]

the ladies who decorate them with ....

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Taste like ......

 

[Therapon]

peppermint at first but after a few seconds it then changes into ...

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Tumble dryer ......

 

[Therapon]

demented cat who has eaten the magic dildo but the magic dildo then

 

[The-A-Team]

Or a washer when sitting on the corner on fast spin and .....

 

[The-A-Team]

Setvoff and whirred uncontrollably inside ......

 

[Happy Couple]

Until it was all fluffy like a

 

[Deleted member 1030]

tiny kitten that had just returned from....

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Vietnam.......

 

[Theotherhalf]

Veterans fun camp

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Where it had won third prize in...

 

[Theotherhalf]

Tossing competition , for tossing