The 'add-a-line' Story Thread

[Deleted member 1030]

The magic dildo which, by now, was covered in...

 

[Deleted member 1030]

tasted like...

 

[Therapon]

marmite, which he hated, so he gaive it a quick wipe with his...

 

[Deleted member 1030]

That time in Berlin with the Dagenham Girl Pipers and the goat, who was...

 

[Deleted member 1030]

mind and decided to become an off-grid spoon whittler, refusing to say anything except...

 

[Therapon]

that he liked being in the barn because.....

 

[Mootje]

a mOot attend to ..

 

[Therapon]

an unexpected surprise because....

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Sidcup, attacking a small....

 

[Therapon]

unicorn which made her really mad so she grabbed .....

 

[meet_the_fockers]

unicorn which made her really mad so she grabbed .....

A cod, donned a brolly and jumped on the back of a pink and blue elephant which took her...

 

[Therapon]

into a very large cave where they met a group of little green

 

[uk2002]

pygmies preying to an alter on which sat the magic dildo which was

 

[Deleted member 1030]

worshipped as a minor god with the power to...

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

The point where she pissed on my Persian rug.......

 

[NotSoFireproof]

out of sheer devotion to its holiness. As it turned out that wasn't a euphemism as...

 

[LionTamer]

it was in fact full of holes, which were made by . . .

 

[Therapon]

a nasty infestation of ......

 

[Pearls]

Buzzing bees

 

[Therapon]

and @Looby&Lew' favourite - wasps, lots of wasp which were busy .....

 

[LionTamer]

Trying to negotiate a peace settlement with the buzzing bees, but there was a problem . . .

 

[Therapon]

and as usual that magic dildo was involved, it .....

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Buzzed louder than the bees and wasps, causing them to....

 

[The-A-Team]

Meet the beast with the.....

 

[Therapon]

pink frilly tutu and the ...