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A little something i wrote on this a while ago, on another site :
As there seems to be an influx of pretty young things looking for fun, i thought i would offer a few words of wisdom in what to look out for when choosing from the multitude of eager chaps offering their services. These are the same chaps who seem to have inbuilt radar, and can detect 'shag fodder' within 3 minutes of the young lady opening her fetlife account.
The 'know it all'
these are found throughout the country, usually middle aged men who pounce on young ladies and offer the benefit of their years of experience. One dead giveaway with this type is they have no equipment of their own, so they have to borrow a flogger to demonstrate how it should be used properly, likewise rope ( where they only tie 2 knots ) or using a violet wand ( where they actually zap themselves then laugh it off as 'something you don't want to do' )
The Kinky Shagger
Another frequent visitor to munch's and events, this type prowl around looking for a fresh young victim much like a weasel hunting for a chick, once they get one in their sights, the victim is bombarded by frequent remarks about his prowess in all kinds of sex, the size of his dick, and the way he dismisses all women who reject his advances as 'lezzies'. This type may carry around a token suede flogger or a Dom Stick as a mark of their virility and parade around looking important, after several rejections he may be found at the end of the night, slumped in a chair alone and pissed out of his head, and vomit covering his Dom stick, and a huge erection from the 4 viagra he took in case 'he got lucky'.
The Twue Master
High on protocol, low on brains, usually with a sub who is far more dominant than they are, this type are usually well dressed, more aftershave than is good for the ozone layer, and the verbal dexterity of a house brick. The Master is usually dismissive of all other men, wouldn't be seen dead playing in public ( usually because he has no idea what to do ) and sits at events being waited on hand and food my his slave ( more often than not a large lady with a moustache and B.O. )
The Young Buck
All energy and mouth, usually with a cock as their Fet avatar, and a very annoying text speak method of communication, words like innit, sick, and coolio punctuated with 'an, an, an'. The young buck usually employs the 'steamroller' method of subduing a victim, he doesn't let her get a word in edgeways, and talks over her all night rather that too her, and has no idea of the concept of 'listening'. Usually the victim is that exhausted after such an encounter she submits in the hope he will fall asleep afterwards and shut up.
The Dirty Old Man
This is probably the most sneaky of all types, he has so much equipment to offer a prospective victim that she cannot resist trying something out, which is usually her downfall. He may seem helpfull at first offering to let someone use his stuff, but then he keeps getting even more equipment out of his bag to entice his victims with. The dirty old man is usually seen in the company of a girl half his age, and has a neck covered in love bites.
As there seems to be an influx of pretty young things looking for fun, i thought i would offer a few words of wisdom in what to look out for when choosing from the multitude of eager chaps offering their services. These are the same chaps who seem to have inbuilt radar, and can detect 'shag fodder' within 3 minutes of the young lady opening her fetlife account.
The 'know it all'
these are found throughout the country, usually middle aged men who pounce on young ladies and offer the benefit of their years of experience. One dead giveaway with this type is they have no equipment of their own, so they have to borrow a flogger to demonstrate how it should be used properly, likewise rope ( where they only tie 2 knots ) or using a violet wand ( where they actually zap themselves then laugh it off as 'something you don't want to do' )
The Kinky Shagger
Another frequent visitor to munch's and events, this type prowl around looking for a fresh young victim much like a weasel hunting for a chick, once they get one in their sights, the victim is bombarded by frequent remarks about his prowess in all kinds of sex, the size of his dick, and the way he dismisses all women who reject his advances as 'lezzies'. This type may carry around a token suede flogger or a Dom Stick as a mark of their virility and parade around looking important, after several rejections he may be found at the end of the night, slumped in a chair alone and pissed out of his head, and vomit covering his Dom stick, and a huge erection from the 4 viagra he took in case 'he got lucky'.
The Twue Master
High on protocol, low on brains, usually with a sub who is far more dominant than they are, this type are usually well dressed, more aftershave than is good for the ozone layer, and the verbal dexterity of a house brick. The Master is usually dismissive of all other men, wouldn't be seen dead playing in public ( usually because he has no idea what to do ) and sits at events being waited on hand and food my his slave ( more often than not a large lady with a moustache and B.O. )
The Young Buck
All energy and mouth, usually with a cock as their Fet avatar, and a very annoying text speak method of communication, words like innit, sick, and coolio punctuated with 'an, an, an'. The young buck usually employs the 'steamroller' method of subduing a victim, he doesn't let her get a word in edgeways, and talks over her all night rather that too her, and has no idea of the concept of 'listening'. Usually the victim is that exhausted after such an encounter she submits in the hope he will fall asleep afterwards and shut up.
The Dirty Old Man
This is probably the most sneaky of all types, he has so much equipment to offer a prospective victim that she cannot resist trying something out, which is usually her downfall. He may seem helpfull at first offering to let someone use his stuff, but then he keeps getting even more equipment out of his bag to entice his victims with. The dirty old man is usually seen in the company of a girl half his age, and has a neck covered in love bites.