The Work Place
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MOTM
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Damn, can't you be an ungentleman for just a moment and give us the dirtA gentleman as always
Damn, can't you be an ungentleman for just a moment and give us the dirt
Cast your mind back...........
MOTM
You're all dirty buggas you lot :innocent:
I picked up a few ladies numbers whilst working and the old fashioned dating game commenced but no sex at work.
A colleague tried to bed me in the hotel at an Xmas do but since I was something like no. 18 on her list of people to try it on with, I politely declined.
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I picked up a few ladies numbers whilst working and the old fashioned dating game commenced but no sex at work.
A colleague tried to bed me in the hotel at an Xmas do but since I was something like no. 18 on her list of people to try it on with, I politely declined.
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I worked in a local pub years ago and one night near christmas a new barmaid started work on a saturday night, on her first night i showed her the ropes and we hit it off big time the the only trouble with this workplace story is i cant remember the rest of the night very well, everyone was very very drunk 
but the next morning i woke up in her bed to big smiles so that was a result 
the the only trouble with this workplace story is i cant remember the rest of the night very well, everyone was very very drunk but the next morning i woke up in her bed to big smiles so that was a result
MOTM
How naughtyI worked in a local pub years ago and one night near christmas a new barmaid started work on a saturday night, on her first night i showed her the ropes and we hit it off big time
It's hard work having this in the work place, means hardly any work gets done.. but so damned worth it.!! xx
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Think I'll apply for kitchen assistant or front of house position at SS headquarters:hmm: Think I've been in the wrong job for the last 30 yearsN
there seems to be a lot of naughtiness going on there during work time 
Ahem no pushing! Get in the queue pleaseThink I'll apply for kitchen assistant or front of house position at SS headquarters
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You ain't seen how long the bleeding queue isAhem no pushing! Get in the queue please
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Where would I start?
Mmmm. How about that time in the dentist's chair...?
And now I think of it, there was that time I screwed some guy during a conference call with my team from work. I was expecting the call and asked this chap to come over a good while after I expected it to have finished. Only it went on. And he arrived. And I became impatient.
MOTM
I may have a few positions goingThink I'll apply for kitchen assistant or front of house position at SS headquarters
MOTM
And now I think of it, there was that time I screwed some guy during a conference call with my team from work. I was expecting the call and asked this chap to come over a good while after I expected it to have finished. Only it went on. And he arrived. And I became impatient.
Does slipping off for a 3sum during the lunch hour count?
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