What Crap Joke Was In Your Christmas Cracker Today?

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Deleted member 3870

• 25 December 2016

• #1

Just share them! I hate Christmas cracker jokes but I kinda love them too

 

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r300zx

• 25 December 2016

• #2

What do you call a flying elephant?

A jumbo jet!!!

Total crap x

 

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Deleted member 3870

• 25 December 2016

• #3

r300zx said:

What do you call a flying elephant?

A jumbo jet!!!

Total crap x

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Hahahaha!

 

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r300zx

• 26 December 2016

• #4

Another one was
What is et short for?

Because he had little legs!!

 

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davange

• 26 December 2016

• #5

Ba humbug we didn't have any crackers this year not even opened any presents yet waiting for daughter to come todayX

 

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peakcouple

• 26 December 2016

• #6

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

 

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Deleted member 3657

• 26 December 2016

• #7

Why did the mechanic sleep under his car on xmas eve?

Because he wanted to wake oily to open his presents.

 

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