What If?

[Free-lover1]

The thing is with this, it's easy. Like I said before man up and crack on but I firmly believe in pointing your arse out of bed and hope for the best! We snuggle up all the time and farting on each other is almost routine! When you're jiggy, jiggy is what counts. Ignore the smell and bang away! Banging will always win the day! Xx

 

[Free-lover1]

By the way farting is routine. Her Majesty does it so why not us? Bless you Lizzy so why not us!

 

[Deleted member 1030]

By the way farting is routine. Her Majesty does it so why not us? Bless you Lizzy so why not us!

Surely Her Majesty has someone to do it for her?

 

[The-A-Team]

I'd man up and crack on!

Ditto, must be a military thing lol

agreed

Agreed

Agreed, when fully relaxed, it happens were all human, xxx

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

Why would you stop if they're enjoying it that much they lose complete control...who cares xx

Oh yeah it was oopsie sorry love xxx

 

[Twickerman]

Give her arse a good thrashing to ensure it has all been ejected then stuff something in there to to stop it happening again, probably whilst muttering "Whose laughing now, bitch" or some other endearing sentiment.

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Give her arse a good thrashing to ensure it has all been ejected then stuff something in there to to stop it happening again, probably whilst muttering "Whose laughing now, bitch" or some other endearing sentiment.

 

[peakcouple]

I happens. But if somebody is always doing it, you could insist they use a butt-plug!

What causes more embarrassment to the ladies is fanny farting / queefing during doggy , especially if there are other people there to hear it.

 

[Theotherhalf]

We need the Ultimate Squirrel hunter too @Theotherhalf

Squirrels where??? I'll get em

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Squirrels where??? I'll get em

Ello you... bloodyhell we are over run.. come back our pesky varmit hunter. X

 

[Colin]

I would have to fess up. if its s b d (silent but deadly ) I get the giggles and burst out laughing when the perfume hits the nose but that has only happened when I knew the other person very well. If it was the first time of intimacy I think I would die of embarrassment.

 

[Lola]

It would be likely to put me off, not just the moment but possibly the partner also....