Whats the best car for Dogging? (Top Gear stylie)

[Wolf]

Any budding Top Gear presenters out there?
Let's see your reviews.

What's the best vehicle to use for Dogging and why? Have you any personal experiences that made you think "we're gonna need a bigger car!!!"
Do you go for the sporty sexy look or the people carrier with removable seats?
What model has got the nicest shape gear stick?
Fabric seats or leather?
Hardtop or soft top?
How do you explain to the kiddies the next day why the seats are wet!?
Maybe you go for the whole mattress in the van thing or a campervan if you're really posh.

Maybe we can find a dogging car of the year 2015. :bukkake:

 

[Lace]

Well I have never tried it and tbh makes me a little nervous but with a slight excitement..
If I was to try this out, it would have to be a VW camper van with tinted windows and plenty of sheepskin rugs everywhere..
Love the colour to be red xx

 

[Wolf]

ooo sheep skin eh! Nice.
With a couple of half naked hunks peeling grapes for you?

 

[Wolf]

Our Citroen is red with tinted windows. I can pop the back seats out and throw some sheep in there, sorted!

 

[Lace]

ooo sheep skin eh! Nice.
With a couple of half naked hunks peeling grapes for you?

Oh of course darling that would be super..But much prefer strawberries xxxx

 

[Lace]

Our Citroen is red with tinted windows. I can pop the back seats out and throw some sheep in there, sorted!

Well that is it and who would be able to tell the difference xx

 

[Admin]

LOL epic thread!
Okay for me/us even though we've done a little, errmm research we wouldn't know really an ideal car/vehicle.
I take it the days of large transit's with sticky mattresses are long gone?

Soooo, how about an Audi Quattro? Now THAT would be some fun.. Or a funky styled hearse?

 

[Lace]

Not much room in a Quattro as you well know hehe xxx

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Ooh how about one of those big bubbly cars, the Kangoo? lots of glass, lots of open space!
Even with complex on-board electricity facilities - for those moments where you really need to ahem, recharge those batteries...
Hmm had a chat about that too earlier as it just so happens! ...
xx

 

[Admin]

The tighter the better Miss S my dear x


What about yourself @Shy ?
Fiat Punto FTW?

 

[Lace]

Ooh how about one of those big bubbly cars, the Kangoo? lots of glass, lots of open space!
Even with complex on-board electricity facilities - for those moments where you really need to ahem, recharge those batteries...
Hmm had a chat about that too earlier as it just so happens! ...
xx

Omg I can't say what Im thinking here xx

 

[Lace]

The tighter the better Miss S my dear x


What about yourself @Shy ?
Fiat Punto FTW?

Haha then the Capri it is xx

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Kangoo fun to the max! Who says you can't have fun in these little feckers;




Damn, even may get supper afterwards too! hehe



Oh yeah.. umm the images are not of us or our little doggy stylie van.. no. They are taken and wonderfully reproduced here from the public domain.
Suitably apt I thought

Pasta anyone? Now who doesn't like some nibbles when out in your little homie Kangoo cruiser eh?
Bosh :whipping:

 

[Lace]

Kangoo fun to the max! Who says you can't have fun in these little feckers;

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Damn, even may get supper afterwards too! hehe

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Oh yeah.. umm the images are not of us or our little doggy stylie van.. no. They are taken and wonderfully reproduced here from the public domain.
Suitable apt I thought

Pasta anyone? Now who doesn't like some nibbles when out in your little homie Kangoo cruiser eh?
Bosh

 

[Wolf]

Hmmmm i was thinking more along the lines of.......

 

[Lace]

Now I always arrive in style...Just needs a few tweeks with those sheepskin rugs and hunks of course xxxx

 

[Admin]

Oh welll... if you insist Mr Shy..
when do we go and test drive this mate, you know..

 

[Lace]

Hmmmm i was thinking more along the lines of.......
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Can I come if she goes xxxx

 

[Wolf]

Can I come if she goes xxxx

I'm sure we can slip you in somewhere sexy lady

 

[Lace]

I'm sure we can slip you in somewhere sexy lady

Thankyou and Im only little hehe xxx

 

[Leather]

Hmmmm i was thinking more along the lines of.......
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Agree with Shiraz..Can I come too if she goes xxx

 

[Wolf]

Any time sexy lady although I am beginning to think you just want my blonde with the boots!

 

[Leather]

Any time sexy lady although I am beginning to think you just want my blonde with the boots!

Hehe I do like boots xxx

 

[Wolf]

Ok what about one of these? It's got tinted windows and we can see if it comes in red for @Shiraz



If we all chip in we could make it a Social Swinging Dogging Mobile! :LOL:
Starts at about $2.000.000
I got a fiver in already

 

[Lace]

I love it and what features does it have? I can see it in red now with sheepskin rugs everywhere hehe xxx