Ok ok. So you've caught me out. I am really a multi millionaire but I choose to live in a little 2 bed house, drive a crappy car and work full time so I don't rub peoples noses in it. The same reason I dye my hair grey and wear a full fat suit everytime I go out so I don't intimidate anyone with my awesomely muscular sexy body and my 10" cock!!
Ok ok. So you've caught me out. I am really a multi millionaire but I choose to live in a little 2 bed house, drive a crappy car and work full time so I don't rub peoples noses in it. The same reason I dye my hair grey and wear a full fat suit everytime I go out so I don't intimidate anyone with my awesomely muscular sexy body and my 10" cock!!
A vauxhall Astra is not the best car for dogging, If it were a creature, it wouldn't be a lion or a praying mantis or even a chimp. No. It would be a wasp. Useless and hateful in equal measure.
So I'm choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. its crap
lol Loving the 'Social Swinging Dogging Mobile!' , That got a hot tub in?