Me I would never do such a thing honestly I would never do anything as naughty as masturbating just just as would never stroke myself hard before I pulled myself out of bed in a morning, honestly I don't do dirty things like that 

fraid to say that is definitely meGosh there's some wankers in this thread aye![]()
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You're not alone my friend!fraid to say that is definitely me
That hack was the same one who said he saw Elvis in a chippy in Wigan.Thats not what the local press said![]()
That hack was the same one who said he saw Elvis in a chippy in Wigan.
The Great British Wank Off?Thats not what the local press said![]()
This is true. He exists. Fook me the guy had even released a track lately with the Royal London PhilharmonicThat hack was the same one who said he saw Elvis in a chippy in Wigan.
The great British wank off? Sounds like a good idea!! I'm in! Anyone got a number for Mel & Sue??The Great British Wank Off?wow...
This is true. He exists. Fook me the guy had even released a track lately with the Royal London Philharmonic
I couldn't do that from my deathbed... Don't know about you.
Clever bugger...
can anyone join?The great British wank off? Sounds like a good idea!! I'm in! Anyone got a number for Mel & Sue??![]()
Ooooohhhhh yes! The more the merrier!!can anyone join?![]()
Ooooohhhhh yes! The more the merrier!!![]()
Maybe. I'm sitting at my desk so having to be surreptitious rather than my normal, bolder approach!Count me in.....when do we start? Is now a good time?![]()
ooof good idea are you modelling for itPs: @Admin can we get a male equivalent for the panty stroke gif?![]()
Hi, I'll definitely look into it. Many thanks.Maybe. I'm sitting at my desk so having to be surreptitious rather than my normal, bolder approach!
Maybe we need a new thread for this?
Ps: @Admin can we get a male equivalent for the panty stroke gif?![]()
Ps: @Admin can we get a male equivalent for the panty stroke gif?![]()
Could do, but think it should be someone better looking. Go for erotic rather than hairy-bloke?!ooof good idea are you modelling for it![]()
ooof good idea are you modelling for it![]()
Nothing wrong with a hairy body mmmmCould do, but think it should be someone better looking. Go for erotic rather than hairy-bloke?!![]()
You have no idea how happy I am to hear that!Nothing wrong with a hairy body mmmm
Why, thank you! Guilty as charged, and proud of it!Bunch of wankers !![]()