Would you rather

Therapon

Admin
11 August 2015
23,980
42,333
Oh and what’s that up there about phone only being on 2% when I ring. Hmmm

Took your time asking
Given I had the choice of chronic indigestion (or worse) or getting a sore ear I agreed to the call, you never stipulated how long the call had to be so I took the easy option, the call might last for a minute or so. So that's probably a very long wided explanation of saying, I'd rather a very short call to a trip to A&E. Ooo looks like my phone is about to die, how convenient
 

MOTM

18 July 2015
54,804
113,763
So basically you won’t eat my food or listen to me babble. That’s ok I’m used to it, no one else wants to either