Wouldn't You Like To Squirt?

[jameswells]

My first thread so ill put out a question i've always been curious about...

to "squirt / gush / sex wee " all females have the same design down there so how is it that some squirt? and some don't? Having a thing for it and spending too much time on the internet and then even more time in bed, i'm pretty good at training women to squirt, and when they do .. they love it!

so my question is, if you don't, wouldn't you like to ?

 

[meet_the_fockers]

My first thread so ill put out a question i've always been curious about...

to "squirt / gush / sex wee " all females have the same design down there so how is it that some squirt? and some don't? Having a thing for it and spending too much time on the internet and then even more time in bed, i'm pretty good at training women to squirt, and when they do .. they love it!

so my question is, if you don't, wouldn't you like to ?

Squirtings ok..
Its the clean up afterwards meh

 

[Pearls]

Mess

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

You can train a woman to squirt? Tell me more master yoda x

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

@amboman OK the task goes to you lol. Next time we meet train away. I have achieved it once but it was a woman who managed it. xx

 

[Deleted member 1402]

I've worked in a club and the clean up is a nightmare. There were ample amounts of cleaning stuff, yet people upped and left their puddles. A lot of it was urine. Oh the smell! Especially if on a carpet.
Would rather stay dry with normal turned on moisture!

 

[The-A-Team]

Hmmmmm interesting ?? This debate and discussion keeps popping up, Mrs A Team squirts, not massively, but copiously gushes when in the right hands, and it's vaginal, not urethral, so no urine smells, just initially a thicker than normal creamy gush over whatevers in her, then it thins out to just a clear fluid, that flows very readily everytime she cums, which to be fair once started is hard to stop, yes it's messy, yes lots of cleanup afterwards, but it's still a very sensuous thrill everytime !!!

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Hmmmmm interesting ?? This debate and discussion keeps popping up, Mrs A Team squirts, not massively, but copiously gushes when in the right hands, and it's vaginal, not urethral, so no urine smells, just initially a thicker than normal creamy gush over whatevers in her, then it thins out to just a clear fluid, that flows very readily everytime she cums, which to be fair once started is hard to stop, yes it's messy, yes lots of cleanup afterwards, but it's still a very sensuous thrill everytime !!!

I find that normal.
I have witnessed in group play, women really pushing so hard to squirt and ended up peeing and 2 ladies pooped!
I like watersports, so I'm not fussed what the liquid is, as long as everyone enjoys themselves. What does annoy me, is that in clubs, people don't clean up after themselves, so it either goes stale or you go into a darkened room and lay in someone else's cold puddle.

 

[The-A-Team]

I find that normal.
I have witnessed in group play, women really pushing so hard to squirt and ended up peeing and 2 ladies pooped!
I like watersports, so I'm not fussed what the liquid is, as long as everyone enjoys themselves. What does annoy me, is that in clubs, people don't clean up after themselves, so it either goes stale or you go into a darkened room and lay in someone else's cold puddle.

tbh, we too know where your coming from, one of the biggest problems we experience in the apartment, is linen changes, we've learnt now, that good mattress protectors are a god send lol xx

 

[Deleted member 1402]

tbh, we too know where your coming from, one of the biggest problems we experience in the apartment, is linen changes, we've learnt now, that good mattress protectors are a god send lol xx

I dont meet at home, but have found a cheap shower curtain comes in handy if at a hotel, but recently purchased a PVC bed sheet.
I've had friends be charged for drenching hotel mattresses!

 

[The-A-Team]

I dont meet at home, but have found a cheap shower curtain comes in handy if at a hotel, but recently purchased a PVC bed sheet.
I've had friends be charged for drenching hotel mattresses!

hmmmm we knew that, we mean at work too, and hmmm tell us about it, we've bought professional Kylie mattress protectors which we change for every change of guests xx

 

[Deleted member 1402]

hmmmm we knew that, we mean at work too, and hmmm tell us about it, we've bought professional Kylie mattress protectors which we change for every change of guests xx

At work too? Ooo errr

 

[UnknownPleasures]

We were definitely curious about the whole squirting thing, asked people what techniques they used, went away, practiced, practiced some more but then when we finally managed it (I soaked the carpet) - well, we couldn't stop it happening ... I haven't yet played with a guy that doesn't find it a turn on

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Me and Mr Muffet have just chatted about this but what is it about a woman squirting that guts find such a turn on.

Just wanted a guys pov. Personally Mr muffet isn't that moved by it but I know that some guys are. Insight anyone please xxxxx

 

[Admin]

Me and Mr Muffet have just chatted about this but what is it about a woman squirting that guts find such a turn on.

Just wanted a guys pov. Personally Mr muffet isn't that moved by it but I know that some guys are. Insight anyone please xxxxx

Admin or not, I'm happy to share my pov..
It's well known that I am a firm believer that squirting is a porn driven urban legend and is a mixture of urine besides other bodily fluids.
in fact it's documented that squirting IS primarily urine based. Now the nay sayers will argue to the death about this one, but it's been scientifically proven that it's urine based. Remember, this is squirting - not gushing juices through excitement, naturally, from the vagina.

So, I am not a great fan of water sports, and find the whole squirting thing quite derogatory towards women (no offence now okay?), and I find it puts far too much peer pressure on ladies - as they then feel they cannot perform if they can't 'squirt' - as they feel that they are underperforming and not making the man happy.

I don't like the idea of it full stop. It came from the porn scene and for a reason; to yet again extend the boundaries of sex making it more exploitable, to make more money.
It's porn hyperbole.

I certainly don't want anyone pissing on or over me after some fun. It's a kink for some, but most certainly not for me.
Give me good old fashioned love juices any day from a lady. I'm in my oils there, when a lady is soaking wet from arousal, that is seriously hot.
:surprise:

Not pissing all over the shop from her urethra no thanks!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I find that normal.
I have witnessed in group play, women really pushing so hard to squirt and ended up peeing and 2 ladies pooped!
I like watersports, so I'm not fussed what the liquid is, as long as everyone enjoys themselves. What does annoy me, is that in clubs, people don't clean up after themselves, so it either goes stale or you go into a darkened room and lay in someone else's cold puddle.

Pooped oh bloodynora!!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

We have had the company of a lady who squirts. She makes herself squirt.. over and over again..
Was it a turn on? No i dont think so.
was it fasinating hell yes!
She could hit the wall at 20 paces.. How someone so little could expel so much.. still alludes me to this day!!
Big difference between gushing and squirting.
Myself n Mr F sat there dumbstruck.. our gobs dropped open... not the reaction i think she was hoping for?
Mr F did suffer from fluid in one ear though for several days after...
I kid you not!! True story.

 

[Admin]

We have had the company of a lady who squirts. She makes herself squirt.. over and over again..
Was it a turn on? No i dont think so.
was it fasinating hell yes!
She could hit the wall at 20 paces.. How someone so little could expel so much.. still alludes me to this day!!
Big difference between gushing and squirting.
Myself n Mr F sat there dumbstruck.. our gobs dropped open... not the reaction i think she was hoping for?
Mr F did suffer from fluid in one ear though for several days after...
I kid you not!! True story.

omg. You have killed me here..

 

[meet_the_fockers]

omg. You have killed me here..

Its true ask mr F when we meet.. the squelching in his ear was a little off putting the following days... A&E wasnt really an option.

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Mr F did suffer from fluid in one ear though for several days after...
I kid you not!! True story.

It's like I've always said, sex is feckin hilarious!

 

[Admin]

I remember you saying about it to me privately before. Ai ai ai.. I can only imagine how he felt.
Thanks but no thanks! x
A&E lol..

 

[meet_the_fockers]

It's like I've always said, sex is feckin hilarious!

Yes but i was sick of repeating myself!!@

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Admin or not, I'm happy to share my pov..
It's well known that I am a firm believer that squirting is a porn driven urban legend and is a mixture of urine besides other bodily fluids.
in fact it's documented that squirting IS primarily urine based. Now the nay sayers will argue to the death about this one, but it's been scientifically proven that it's urine based. Remember, this is squirting - not gushing juices through excitement, naturally, from the vagina.

So, I am not a great fan of water sports, and find the whole squirting thing quite derogatory towards women (no offence now okay?), and I find it puts far too much peer pressure on ladies - as they then feel they cannot perform if they can't 'squirt' - as they feel that they are underperforming and not making the man happy.

I don't like the idea of it full stop. It came from the porn scene and for a reason; to yet again extend the boundaries of sex making it more exploitable, to make more money.
It's porn hyperbole.

I certainly don't want anyone pissing on or over me after some fun. It's a kink for some, but most certainly not for me.
Give me good old fashioned love juices any day from a lady. I'm in my oils there, when a lady is soaking wet from arousal, that is seriously hot.
:surprise:

Not pissing all over the shop from her urethra no thanks!

@Admin thanks for for perspective. I have to say I'm. In agreement with you. I don't really get the attraction to it but....each to their own I guess. Xxx

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Yes but i was sick of repeating myself!!@

I'm in stitches here!!!

 

[Deleted member 1402]

I hate being on a meet, when all a man is aiming to do is to make me squirt. They end up bloody hurting. I've gotten rather cross with a couple of guys, as I've told them to stop, but they continued, insisting that they WILL make me squirt. I'm more of a mini gusher if turned on.