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Have you ever been Soooo drunk that you've done something silly?
I once walked home with a traffic cone on my head!
Would love to hear your stories.
 
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Have you ever been Soooo drunk that you've done something silly?
I once walked home with a traffic cone on my head!
Would love to hear your stories.
Blimey! :eek: gimme an hour or four while I put the list together :D x

A lot of silly things. and I mean a LOT. From standing on a table in a packed bar, asking everyone to be quiet so I can announce my love, to stopping traffic so @Pearls could cross the road... Omm :oops: :X3: x
 
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Blimey! :eek: gimme an hour or four while I put the list together :D x

A lot of silly things. and I mean a LOT. From standing on a table in a packed bar, asking everyone to be quiet so I can announce my love, to stopping traffic so @Pearls could cross the road... Omm :oops: :X3: x
Hahaha, you nutter.
I need think of other stuff I've done.
On a night out in Manchester, I walked around with my boobs out and at every car that stopped at the lights, I pushed my boobs onto the windows of the flash cars!
 
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My ex once picked a kitten up and walked home with it. In the morning we were like "where did that thing come from?" then remembered what he dd, so we took it back to where we found it!
 
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Having found my way back from London on the tube to Morden ... Then the chunder moment ... In front of two Nuns and a Priest !!
The naughtiness thing driving home and not remembering !! Hence I don't drink and drive since that day ... :(:(
 
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I wouldn't mind, but I barely had any boobs then!
Gis a flash!... :sneaky::sneaky:
I remember once stripping off and pole dancing lol but using the side of my TV to do it, in front of friends LOL :D
I have been sooo naughty. We both have. Pearls went skinny dipping in a paddling pool with 3 other women during a friends BBQ. They all just stripped off and jumped in at about 1am! :D :lol:
 
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Gis a flash!... :sneaky::sneaky:
I remember once stripping off and pole dancing lol but using the side of my TV to do it, in front of friends LOL :D
I have been sooo naughty. We both have. Pearls went skinny dipping in a paddling pool with 3 other women during a friends BBQ. They all just stripped off and jumped in at about 1am! :D :lol:
Did you hump the telly too? :D
I've done a chunky dunk in a paddling pool, got in and all the water came out!
 
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Having found my way back from London on the tube to Morden ... Then the chunder moment ... In front of two Nuns and a Priest !!
The naughtiness thing driving home and not remembering !! Hence I don't drink and drive since that day ... :(:(
I think we've all done that...
My worst; I drank a bottle of JD, and two bottles of wine. Jumped on my bike, leathered up, went to my local watering hole to catch up with the bird I was seeing (Who I then married) but drank 14 bottles of nuclear brown - before jumping back ON the bike to ride home!! :eek: never again...
Classic muscle bike at the time; Suzuki GS thou. And man she was a beast.
 
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I think we've all done that...
My worst; I drank a bottle of JD, and two bottles of wine. Jumped on my bike, leathered up, went to my local watering hole to catch up with the bird I was seeing (Who I then married) but drank 14 bottles of nuclear brown - before jumping back ON the bike to ride home!! :eek: never again...
Classic muscle bike at the time; Suzuki GS thou. And man she was a beast.
eeewww and hahaha! Hate JD, but by golly that was loads to drink. How the hell did you manage get on your bike? :eek:
 
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Did you hump the telly too? :D
I've done a chunky dunk in a paddling pool, got in and all the water came out!
I came close to it I think! I thought it was right erotic and a laugh. Probably looked a right tit. :D
And enough of that! Spanked bottie!! :spank: ;)
eeewww and hahaha! Hate JD, but by golly that was loads to drink. How the hell did you manage get on your bike? :eek:
Cos I was a very very bad boy and used to it. :p (much to my shame...) I got in about 7am, showered and went to work! That's worse.. And yes it was a struggle. bad boy. :gimp:
 
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Have I drink too much and regretted, hell yes. Worse story is a Christmas party when I was younger, and decided to compare boob size on ladies I worked with, and when I say compare I mean hands on approach. So awkward next day
 
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I came close to it I think! I thought it was right erotic and a laugh. Probably looked a right tit. :D
And enough of that! Spanked bottie!! :spank: ;)

Cos I was a very very bad boy and used to it. :p (much to my shame...) I got in about 7am, showered and went to work! That's worse.. And yes it was a struggle. bad boy. :gimp:
I've done the work thing, going in still pissed, can still remember sitting there on a tiny kiddies chair feeling rough as toast!
 
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Have I drink too much and regretted, hell yes. Worse story is a Christmas party when I was younger, and decided to compare boob size on ladies I worked with, and when I say compare I mean hands on approach. So awkward next day
Only thing I've done with a work colleague is take a woman to bed for her first bi experience, while her fella was downstairs with his mates. Nobody had realised we disappeared. We'd all been drinking since 5pm til 5am. Was a night I'll never forget. Luckily there was no awkwardness at work,we just acted as if nothing had happened!
 
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Only thing I've done with a work colleague is take a woman to bed for her first bi experience, while her fella was downstairs with his mates. Nobody had realised we disappeared. We'd all been drinking since 5pm til 5am. Was a night I'll never forget. Luckily there was no awkwardness at work,we just acted as if nothing had happened!
Poor fella missing out on what was happening, have worse stories but not sex related :(
 
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Poor fella missing out on what was happening, have worse stories but not sex related :(
if he knew, he'd have loved to have joined in, but that night, she was all mine.
Go on, spill your worst drunken nights!
 
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Worse night was a Christmas party in the West End, ended up falling asleep in a church graveyard. When I woke up I thought I was dead lol
 
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Christ, we started swinging back in 2003 (I think it was) as a result of a drunken party with friends..! :whistle: :sneaky:
Mine was 2006 with a drunken 4sum, although I was sobering up and thoroughly enjoyed what was happening.
I tarted properly in 2012 when I discovered clubs and knew then that I loved playing with couples.
 
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