Blimey!
gimme an hour or four while I put the list together 
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xHahaha, you nutter.Blimey!
A lot of silly things. and I mean a LOT. From standing on a table in a packed bar, asking everyone to be quiet so I can announce my love, to stopping traffic so @Pearls could cross the road... Omm
I wouldn't mind, but I barely had any boobs then!Haha you serial flasher you!ommm
MOTM
Gis a flash!...
Did you hump the telly too?Gis a flash!...
I remember once stripping off and pole dancing lol but using the side of my TV to do it, in front of friends LOL
I have been sooo naughty. We both have. Pearls went skinny dipping in a paddling pool with 3 other women during a friends BBQ. They all just stripped off and jumped in at about 1am!
I think we've all done that...Having found my way back from London on the tube to Morden ... Then the chunder moment ... In front of two Nuns and a Priest !!
The naughtiness thing driving home and not remembering !! Hence I don't drink and drive since that day ...
never again...eeewww and hahaha! Hate JD, but by golly that was loads to drink. How the hell did you manage get on your bike?I think we've all done that...
My worst; I drank a bottle of JD, and two bottles of wine. Jumped on my bike, leathered up, went to my local watering hole to catch up with the bird I was seeing (Who I then married) but drank 14 bottles of nuclear brown - before jumping back ON the bike to ride home!!
Classic muscle bike at the time; Suzuki GS thou. And man she was a beast.
I came close to it I think! I thought it was right erotic and a laugh. Probably looked a right tit.Did you hump the telly too?
I've done a chunky dunk in a paddling pool, got in and all the water came out!
Cos I was a very very bad boy and used to it.eeewww and hahaha! Hate JD, but by golly that was loads to drink. How the hell did you manage get on your bike?
(much to my shame...) I got in about 7am, showered and went to work! That's worse.. And yes it was a struggle. bad boy. 
I've done the work thing, going in still pissed, can still remember sitting there on a tiny kiddies chair feeling rough as toast!I came close to it I think! I thought it was right erotic and a laugh. Probably looked a right tit.
And enough of that! Spanked bottie!! :spank:
Cos I was a very very bad boy and used to it.
Only thing I've done with a work colleague is take a woman to bed for her first bi experience, while her fella was downstairs with his mates. Nobody had realised we disappeared. We'd all been drinking since 5pm til 5am. Was a night I'll never forget. Luckily there was no awkwardness at work,we just acted as if nothing had happened!
Poor fella missing out on what was happening, have worse stories but not sex related
if he knew, he'd have loved to have joined in, but that night, she was all mine.Poor fella missing out on what was happening, have worse stories but not sex related
Mine was 2006 with a drunken 4sum, although I was sobering up and thoroughly enjoyed what was happening.Christ, we started swinging back in 2003 (I think it was) as a result of a drunken party with friends..!
Never had you as a tartstarted! My keyboard is hating on me. Space bar playing up and the odd letter
I'm definitely a social tart!Never had you as a tart
