Sell Yourselves...

[meet_the_fockers]

Hi SweetPea
Trying to get some pennies into old @Admin pocket
You're the main event in the raffle apparently
I think @MP386 had made an opening offer of 99p

Dont you bloody sweet pea me!!!
Main event.. what the hell am i one of those bloody home n bargain crappy rose smelling gifts sets..
You shall keep k9 I'll ave yer..

 

[meet_the_fockers]

And as for you mr stalker away n stalk some other poor soul!!@.. that pencil needs some more lead in it!!

 

[uk2002]

Dont you bloody sweet pea me!!!
Main event.. what the hell am i one of those bloody home n bargain crappy rose smelling gifts sets..
You shall keep k9 I'll ave yer..

Promises Promises
and I haven't won the bid yet

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Promises Promises
and I haven't won the bid yet

Bid.... haha
You crack.me up.. nit wit!!

 

[uk2002]

Bid.... haha
You crack.me up.. nit wit!!

Love you too Cuddles

 

[MP386]

And as for you mr stalker away n stalk some other poor soul!!@.. that pencil needs some more lead in it!!

Sorry Babe or is that Sweet pea ... .... I do have one or two I need to check in on ...
So who won the auction ????

 

[uk2002]

Damn cheek
MTF taken my idea and selling herself across the board
Will bide my time before launching any bids

 

[Admin]

Damn cheek
MTF taken my idea and selling herself across the board
Will bide my time before launching any bids

I smell plagiarism Mr K9. Just not cricket is it!

 

[uk2002]

I smell plagiarism Mr K9. Just not cricket is it!

No
But @meet_the_fockers tied up in a cellar and I'll be rattling her stumps and wiping those bails off

 

[mrclouse]

Lets see~ im easy to take care of.. and eager like a puppy, no mess ~ well unless you like a mess

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Ok so due to time wasters and tyre kickers my price has dropped down to a packet of crisps and a bottle of pop. Any takers? Test drives are always welcomed.

 

[Marky191268]

A bottle of pop Mickey, is that an abbreviation for poppers lol

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Bleedin ell Mark. Poppers there's a blast from the past. Do folk still use em?

 

[Admin]

Bleedin ell Mark. Poppers there's a blast from the past. Do folk still use em?

Yes... surprisingly.

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Some of the best leg over I've had using poppers! Now looking for nearest stockists! Lol

 

[Marky191268]

Bleedin ell Mark. Poppers there's a blast from the past. Do folk still use em?

Yes they do mate

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Forgive my naivety but do they do anything for the ladies?

 

[K1nkyJJ]

best qualities... I look better in the dark!

 

[NigelandJulie]

Ok so due to time wasters and tyre kickers my price has dropped down to a packet of crisps and a bottle of pop. Any takers? Test drives are always welcomed.

What flavour crisps ?

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Damn cheek
MTF taken my idea and selling herself across the board
Will bide my time before launching any bids

Ooops

 

[Adam]

Place your ad here..
List your best qualities.. x

Easy going
Friendly
Open to suggestion
Honest
Keen to please

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Easy going
Friendly
Open to suggestion
Honest
Keen to please

Oh hello young man

 

[The_Bibas]

Place your ad here..
List your best qualities.. x

Free to a good home

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Free to a good home

Haha bless ya!!
I shall put fresh bedding in the kennel.

 

[The_Bibas]

Haha bless ya!!
I shall put fresh bedding in the kennel.

Nothing wrong with bedding down with a dog or two