Sell Yourselves...

[Looby&Lew]

I did amend it later

I saw that but your first description did make me laugh

 

[Deleted member 3289]

Place your ad here..
List your best qualities.. x

£2.20

 

[Admin]

Is that what you charge of willing to pay ! Lol

Kind of hit and miss there eh?

 

[meet_the_fockers]

For sale: one knackered old banger, been round the clock a few times, in need of a good service and a few new parts.

Also for sale: one slightly used low mileage quality model, recently serviced but could probably do with an oil change.

Apply within for further details

Brilliant! X

 

[Terryg]

Couple a quid me! Always up for a laugh..

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Couple a quid me! Always up for a laugh..

 

[anniefanniewannie22]

Exceptionally tall, so I'm a great look out on a night out if you have lost your friends on a frenzied dance floor.
I need regular grooming of my mane, if I was a dog I would be an afghan, but diamond collars only !!!!
Own teeth............
And I'm covered by pet plan lol xx

 

[anniefanniewannie22]

Just going to google a Saluki lol xx

 

[anniefanniewannie22]

After googling the Saluki I can say that unfortunately I'm built a little more robust
I'm more of a Leonburger lol xx​

 

[anniefanniewannie22]

And also known to affectionately pin you up against the wall !!!!! Xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

And also known to affectionately pin you up against the wall !!!!! Xx

Blimey!!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Adaptable,obedient, loyal,companionable, fearless and loving ! Mmm Mmm Mmm xx

What a Leonberger or you? Hahaha x

 

[The-A-Team]

Place your ad here..
List your best qualities.. x

Frisky, Smart, sophisticated couple, fully tuned engines, a few previous owners, always impress, very smooth ride, test drives by appointment, Sorry no offers, or traders

 

[anniefanniewannie22]

Frisky, Smart, sophisticated couple, fully tuned engines, a few previous owners, always impress, very smooth ride, test drives by appointment, Sorry no offers, or traders

Complete with full stamped service history and available at Prestige Motors.com for the discerning drive experience :mwah: xx

 

[The-A-Team]

Complete with full stamped service history and available at Prestige Motors.com for the discerning drive experience :mwah: xx

Ha ha, love it lol xxx

 

[markfromkent]

Hey - nothing wrong with old bangers - as long as the engine still working - who cares about some rust and dents lol

 

[The-A-Team]

Hey - nothing wrong with old bangers - as long as the engine still working - who cares about some rust and dents lol

Erm WE DO !!!!!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Frisky, Smart, sophisticated couple, fully tuned engines, a few previous owners, always impress, very smooth ride, test drives by appointment, Sorry no offers, or traders

Haha loving this. X

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Erm WE DO !!!!!

your sooooo fussy!!

 

[MP386]

Complete with full stamped service history and available at Prestige Motors.com for the discerning drive experience :mwah: xx

Checked out the website ... Your not on it

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Both lol x

Mwahhh

 

[Therapon]

Quiet, shy & reservered, until you get to know me, gsoh

 

[No longer with us]

Sell ourselves!!!!
We're havin trouble giving it away

 

[markfromkent]

Hey - I never turn down a freebie

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Hey - I never turn down a freebie