Sell Yourselves...

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Ford Blueballs.
Mark 1
First registered 1974 (now eligible for classic insurance)
One recklace owner.
One or two spare tyres.
Ball bearings need replacement - they're blue.
Comes well equipped.
Sporty exhaust (larger than standard)
Shitloads of dents and scratches.
Slightly large fuel tank
Only leaks when you rag it.
Moderate alcohol consumption
Good mileage for years.
First to see will buy
Price = £ yours for a bag of chips and a pint. Otherwise open to rediculous offers.
Bargain!

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Ford Blueballs.
Mark 1
First registered 1974 (now eligible for classic insurance)
One recklace owner.
One or two spare tyres.
Ball bearings need replacement - they're blue.
Comes well equipped.
Sporty exhaust (larger than standard)
Shitloads of dents and scratches.
Slightly large fuel tank
Only leaks when you rag it.
Moderate alcohol consumption
Good mileage for years.
First to see will buy
Price = £ yours for a bag of chips and a pint. Otherwise open to rediculous offers.
Bargain!

P.s no time wasters or tyre kickers!

 

[louise1970]

P.s no time wasters or tyre kickers!

Oh shit that's me out of the running see ya

 

[XX]

Ford Blueballs.
Mark 1
First registered 1974 (now eligible for classic insurance)
One recklace owner.
One or two spare tyres.
Ball bearings need replacement - they're blue.
Comes well equipped.
Sporty exhaust (larger than standard)
Shitloads of dents and scratches.
Slightly large fuel tank
Only leaks when you rag it.
Moderate alcohol consumption
Good mileage for years.
First to see will buy
Price = £ yours for a bag of chips and a pint. Otherwise open to rediculous offers.
Bargain!

Any service history? Recent MOT?

 

[bill90125]

I would consider myself sassy but classy with a twist ☺

Oh, but *what* a twist!!

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Quiet, shy first timers, new to the science & never attended a club. Seek experienced couples to help is along

 

[markfromkent]

Have a pulse and my own teeth

 

[XX]

Quiet, shy first timers, new to the science & never attended a club. Seek experienced couples to help is along

Oh, we're new too, maybe we should hold hands

 

[XX]

Have a pulse and my own teeth

Definite keeper ladies

 

[Admin]

Quiet, shy first timers, new to the science & never attended a club. Seek experienced couples to help is along

of course.....

 

[markfromkent]

Definite keeper ladies

I thought it going to be a winner lol

 

[bill90125]

If fur's your thing ...

 

[markfromkent]

Have a pulse and my own teeth

Well maybe the pulse would be optional lol

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

of course.....

Admittedly that's about 5 years out of date

 

[XX]

Admittedly that's about 5 years out of date

Guess you've moved on from holding hands then

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Guess you've moved on from holding hands then

You could say that

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Quiet, shy first timers, new to the science & never attended a club. Seek experienced couples to help is along

Ha! Hahahaha!
Quiet and shy my arse!

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Ha! Hahahaha!
Quiet and shy my arse!

I was going to put reserved & self concious too

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Me:
Friendly,
Funny,
GSOH,
Voluptuous and rubenesque,
Confident in clubs,
Loves being nekkid

 

[Deleted member 1402]

I was going to put reserved & self concious too

Pffft, what a fibber!

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Pffft, what a fibber!

I'll do a proper one now

 

[XX]

Shame we're so shy, looks like fun on here if you join in

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Shame we're so shy, looks like fun on here if you join in

No need to be shy amongst friends x

 

[Deleted member 1402]

I'll do a proper one now

I'll start you off with adventurous and kinky....

 

[XX]

Ours was serious