The Sex Was Going Great Till........... Let's Fill In The Blanks

[Deleted member 1402]

The cat jumped onto the bed

 

[RLJ]

She put her hip out of place

 

[Deleted member 1030]

He said that he didn't like the pillowcases.

 

[Deleted member 1402]

The smell of last nights sprouts started to leak out of her booty!

 

[Jenny79]

Till she said I wonder how Andy's doing? Andy being my best friend at the time when asked about it replied oh I think about lots when I'm having sex with you!!! Ok thanks

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Till she said I wonder how Andy's doing? Andy being my best friend at the time when asked about it replied oh I think about lots when I'm having sex with you!!! Ok thanks

 

[Jenny79]

I know right omg!!!

 

[Deleted member 1030]

I know a guy that could answer... "Until she turned into a werewolf and I ran off down the street, screaming and naked."

Remember, kids - just say 'no!'

 

[uk2002]

I called out her mothers name.....

 

[Colin]

The sheep was struggling that much it ripped my willies lol

 

[meet_the_fockers]

He fell off the bed

 

[Pearls]

He fell off the bed

Or two

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Or two

True story...
And the morale don't get lippy or you get evicted... xx

 

[Pearls]

True story...
And the the don't get lippy or you get evicted... xx

I saying nothing

 

[FitTrainer]

Until my wife asked where I got my stamina from and I replied "my dad"

 

[Lovernotfighter]

until I saw her friend peaking through the door.

 

[Happy Couple]

Who the only way I can describe him was a cross between the elegant man
Hunchback and Freddie cruger

 

[Turnuptheheat]

Until the Prince Albert came out and she started choking and going blue..

 

[ScienceJ]

My efforts at edging failed

 

[meet_the_fockers]

My efforts at edging failed

Oh noooo its over rated x

 

[TrustySteed]

I called her by my exes name...

 

[ScienceJ]

I called her by my exes name...

I've *never* done this but there's an apocryphal game called sexual rodeo where one is engaged in the act of coitus and at the most important of points shout out her sisters name ... and see how long you can hang on

 

[Happy Couple]

Until I noticed her foof hadn't been washed for over a month

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Until I noticed her foof hadn't been washed for over a month

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Until I noticed her foof hadn't been washed for over a month

ewwwwwwww. Whiffy lol xxx